i thought it was going to be John Carter 2?

>>180589 #
there's a 2? anyway i have 1, pls watch that.

>>180589 #
>>180650 #
No, there is no sequel to John Carter, that's an ai slop image I found.

>making hamburg + salad din

I once made the mistake, while being treated to a nice dinner by an Italian family, of digging into the salad first before the pasta (as is Burger's wont). Lol, the hostess (over)acted greatly relieved when I finally forked a bite of the main meal. She thought I was rejecting it and going to the salad (which is eaten last to aid digestion).

Movie timer
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Anyone else here actually read the book?

>>180677 #
I have. I read the first 3 multiple times. I never got around to the one written after.

>>180678 #
Neat! Well, you're the resident expert here I'd say.

>>180679 #
Have you only read the first book?

>>180680 #
Yes.

>>180681 #
Do you know who these bald guys are? They are Therns and are introduced in the sequels.

>>180683 #
I see. No, I didn't know about them. I figured it was just yidsney being yids.

>>180684 #
They are space jews, there is a some stuff from the sequels introduced in this movie to help setup potential sequels.

>>180685 #
I see, thanks! I'll have to find them.

>mooveh sequel
>doubt.jpg
Maybe once AI slop is running everything?

>>180686 #
Disney hated this movie. For one, it's too pro-white, or just not anti-white. Disney made sure to tank this movie.

wait is that chief kike rat?

>>180688 #
Who? The lawyer?

>>180689 #
Yes.

>>180690 #
Probably. Like half the cast of HBO's Rome is in this movie. This kike or Italian lawyer is in Rome.

>>180691 #
I was joking about his resemblance to notanyoohoo in the opening shot of him.

>>180687 #
I love this movie already then!!

Are you here Illya?

>>180694 #
Yes but not wathcing.

>>180700 #
Why not?

>>180701 #
tired, going to nap

>>180702 #
You would like this.

Funny direction.

Bryan cranston could have done anything back in 2012 and did this movie.

>ITS MAGIC
aint gotta explain shit

>>180707 #
They already established they are magic bald guys basically. Even less is explained in the books IIRC.

just in from my peasant simulator
eating homegrown stuff with fake pasta
hey it's that guy from The Wire

>>180708 #
>Even less is explained in the books IIRC.
That's true.

This is Willem Dafoe?

>>180711 #
Yes, he's playing Tars.

ASS HURT.

lol

>totally not ripping off Dune

>>180717 #
More like Dune ripping off A Princess of Mars if anything.l

>>180719 #
Heh, I meant the Princess scene in the cool 80's version

hey it's that jew slave from Rome
I'm 20 minutes behind

kike saboteur

>>180721 #
>I'm 20 minutes behind
~ 31mins rn

>>180721 #
Yeah, like half the cast of rome is in this movie.

>anon is late again

Remember, Deja is not a mammal.

>>180727 #
LALALAALALLALALALA I CANT HEAR YOU

>>180728 #
I'm just saying, still would.

>>180705 #
He couldn't act so it didn't matter. Should have made Malcolm in the Middle and died.

definitely kike ratlike features

lol oiled piglets contest

>little. white. worm.
What did she mean by this?

*crickets*

>ywn Virginia on Barsoom

>>180735 #
y lib?

>>180725 #
Oh. Don't remember that. Actually only remember the inhuman aliens and the hag tbh

>>180737 #
The female patrician that marc antony bangs is the bad thark, sarkoja, caesar and marc antony are in this, the gay lawyer kike slave guy.

The pupper was funny

kek

Illya is being sillya by not watching this.

>I understood you
I wonder if the hallucinogenic drink made John able to understand them. It's the voice of Barsoom.

>>180744 #
I think so.

uppity beyatch

wait was that guy in Prometheus?

>>180747 #
Which guy? You are ages behind.

I'm at ~43-44mins

>caesar and antony walk in together
oh it was deliberate

>not red man
>not white ape
I like how in the sequels every race is the black men or yellow men and they are all "stereotypes". It's fun. Carter fights the nogs at the south pole in a very large battle and buck breaks them.

>>180754 #
Burroughs was based af AFAICT.

YOUR SHARE OF THE SPOILS

>THE WENCH IS MERE PROPERTY
Unbelievably based tbh.

>>180752 #
Yes.

still want two moons tbh

I'm the one behind
kind of reminds me of Robert E Howard, shapeshifter enemies are always in court somewhere

>endless waters
YOU LIE

SLAPS YOUR ASS

>>180762 #
It's one of those ideas liberals love to "debunk" that civilization produces and creates effeminate men.
>author of Conan
Those books are channel blood memory.

>OBLIGATORY ASTRONOMY CLASS

>YOU WILL NEVER BE ON BARSOOM WITH RED WENCHES
>ENJOY JARSOOM - HOME OF THE APE MEN

>>180765 #
>Those books are channel blood memory.
maybe not all but at least one is explicitly so and it's a common theme

>>180768 #
nuuu

>"You're just a Thurn."
das rayciss

why is the toad dog so fast?

>>180774 #
Just is, native fauna of Barsoom.

>>180774 #
>SPEEDY GONZALEZ BRAND(tm) dogfud.

>feints grabbing her tit
What did he mean by this?

>you have no 4th hand
Exoskeletons when?

>"You belong to him."

>>180779 #
>Exoskeletons when?
gross when you think of what's in them

>>180782 #
Lol. I meant the robot kind.

"Traveling City" deffo wasn't part of the first book, IIRC. Does that play into the sequels?

>>180784 #
It's a change. I wonder if Zodanga is red because it's a natural color to signal danger or if it's red because they are "republicans" and sucking up all the natural resources aka drill baby drill.

>>180784 #
Not really. Zodanga is basically neutered in the sequels IIRC. They are at best schemers.

I CAN'T MARRY HIM

Bestiality is bad, m'kay?

>JUST LIKE MY YIDSNEY CARTOONS!

A PRINCESS OF MARS

So, she's a belieber now?

>the gods aren't real
>says the princess and her materialist ideology

>*teleports behind you*
Nothing personal, kid.

>>180786 #
weren;t they always red?

>>180798 #
The Martians, like Deja, are red. Zodanga's flag, in the movie, is red which is political.

I'm sure he'll obey lol

Lol. It's just teh Mars Canals bro.

>ayylmao spaceships

What could possibly go wrong here?

>the gods didn't know Pluto doesn't count anymore...

>doesn't know how to use the advanced Ayy GUI system...

I WAS TELEGRAPHED HERE.......HIGH TECH 1910s TECHNOLOGY

>>180809 #
WHAT HAS SCIENCE! DONE??

>He wants that Red Womyn

>>180811 #
>He wants the bong slag
Shiki.....

>A BUG'S LIFE

Never discount the Pupper

He really is the Outlaw Josey Wales

THE EVILS OF LINCOLN.

>>180818 #
^

>erects a mountain of enemy bodies all around him
Based.

Caesar is too fat to show his stomach as would be appropriate costume.

lol

into the harem den

>>180826 #
Lol, somehow I didn't even remember that

>>180827 #
I do. The women are barely clothed at best.

>cross dresser

>>180831 #
Troons were a mistake.

>KIKES ARE A MYTH

>skinwalking kikes on mars

did yidsney own Lucas by this point?

>>180835 #
I think they bought Lucas in 2012, the same year this came out.

This really is the Protocols of Zion. Surprised they're so (((bold))).

>>180837 #
Why do you think Yidsney hates this movie? Yidsney made sure this movie got bad reviews and tanked at the box office.
>we don't destroy a world
>we manage it's decline and feed off of it

Dang. This is a deeper mooveh than I expected.

>>180839 #
Bully Illya into watching it.

Illya Watch the Mooveh!

YOU BELONG TO HIM

I got distracted reading the book on the side, not really watching.

This is better in some ways. You can read the book later, yeah? :)

>>180845 #
OK, I will.

I guess the spammer guca isn't watching rn?

Kinda based tbh. I always liked them in the book too.

two small monkeys on the big white apes fighting, asking if this is all there is

APE ON APE VIOLENCE!111

Chain teh monke

>internal surgery
>where the surgeon is internal

>>180855 #
LMAO

>>180855 #
thankee

>>180853 #
and you thought they smellled bad.... from the outside!

>>180858 #
kek

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Planetary_romance#Filmography

>Dark Crystal vibes tbh

>>180862 #
I never saw that movie.

>>180863 #
Oh it's great. A top 50 in my book.

YOU TAKE THAT BACK WOMAN!111

>*MONOLOGUE'D*

>>180862 #
barely remember the movie even though it was on recently, the newish series is pretty good I recall

>>180869 #
I don't into kike media much. There's a series then?

>>180870 #
last 5 or 10 years? I dunno, the bad guys are many jew stereotypes, maybe all
>The Dark Crystal: Age of Resistance is an American television series produced by The Jim Henson Company. It is a prequel to the 1982 Jim Henson film The Dark Crystal
>... the tyrannical Skeksis and save their planet Thra from a destructive blight known as the Darkening. The series premiered on August 30, 2019, to critical acclaim.[3] In September 2020, it was announced that the series had been cancelled after one season.[4]
yeah the Skeksies were harvesting other beings for blood or spirit or adrenochrome or something

>>180871 #
>last 5 or 10 years?
That long ehh? I guess I really have been busy lol!! :D

expert control

lel

SHE IS TOO A MAMMAL!111

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lynn_Collins
>Collins has claimed English, Scottish, Irish and Cherokee ancestry
So she is a red woman.

>Reptillians could be here now with us

>>180877 #
Probably redder from being in the south than anything. Might actually be true in her case, but everyone part Irish below a certain part of the country claims to be part cherokee. It's absurd.

>>180879 #
You can always shoot them.

>quit being a gamer
>get a gf and write a book
jej

>>180883 #
LOL

I missed first movie, gonna read instead of second movie. Was John Carter any good?

Good mooveh. I hope Stanton is still in business for the sequel.

Intermission
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>>180887 #
And Illya missed it deliberately.
>sequel
That's not happening anymore. The actors are too old anyway. Dejah's actress is now 49.

I was here and still missed half of it.
>>180889 #
all of them were old. weird, but it's become normal in recent years
2012 was the end of me watching new movies so I remember thinking that at the time too
OKay except carter, but almost everyone.

>>180889 #
Oh, that's true. I was only half-joking about everything being AI in the future. They could even 'Lola Studios' her down the proper waifu age range in those.

>>180890 #
Yes, Dejah's actress was too old by 10 years in this movie, John was fine.

>>180890 #
It was 2013 for me, but I really liked the John Carter movie.

>>180891 #
>Lola VFX

>>180894 #
>eventually fans are going to make their own sequels.
Hopefully they'll be even better.

can't really believe we're watching this, feels silly
watched it a ton as a kid though
I know

>>180907 #
It's a shiki pick.

I've never seen it.

>>180909 #
We should watch Jurassic Park world next I guess. Oh, I know another movie(s) with dinos, Journey to the Center of the Earth (2008) or Land of the Lost(2009).

>>180910 #
I don't think.

>>180909 #
>i want to bring back prestosuchus and set it loose in california and india.
>india
It would die from the sewage.

>>180914 #
>poojeetlandia
One thing I'm embarrassed by my Anglos for.

>>180911 #
slow down, slow down
let's not do all the same things

wait, my based flat-earther/space-dont-real'rs toles me that dinos dont real...

where timer?

Timer for Land Before Time
syncwatch

already finished ice cream...

>popcorn intensifies*

>>180918 #
I don't know much about dinos.

>>180927 #
There are skeletons of giantass bird and/or lizard thingies in the ground all over the world
that's about it I think

>>180907 #
It's only an hour long.

gogogogogogogogogogoggogo
sync with the timer.

>>180929 #
I find it hard to believe that herbivorous dinosaurs wouldn't act pretty much like modern herbivorous animals
I don't mean seeds but something had to be eating vegetation and getting huge

>so it begins...

>Lucas / Spielberg presentation

>>180934 #
THATS IT I'M TURNING THIS OFF!111

this lack of focus is messing with me

>>180936 #
Where did you find these images?

noooooooooooooo
not a visual representation of evolution!

That much plant biomass requires higher carbon in the atmosphere.

>>180939 #
>cue the kike bs school films

>>180941 #
my school had creation slop

>>180942 #
God created all live, and macroevolution is a flat lie.

this lo-rez version is a bad encode, I think. is the higher-rez better?

>>180943 #
Nah Woden didn't do all of that

>>180947 #
Don't get me wrong, Darwin didn't have enough evidence to know his theory was BS (though he surmised it might prove to be). Today we scientists know FAAR more than is necessary to provably show the entire kike enterprise of (((evolution))) is a knowing lie on their & their obsequious golem's parts.

>>180948 #
Darwin had plant and animal breeding to look at, which was almost all correct. Whatever you make think of dinosaurs or monkeys or those lungfish or whatever.
>we scientists
lmoa

>>180950 #
biblethumpers can't stop
ironically at my creation-teaching school, everyone believed in dinos until junior year of high school some evangelicals came in

>>180949 #
I'm an amature one. I know many professional ones and regularly rub shoulders with them.

>>180950 #
I love dinos!! The debate is obviously unavoidable during Current Year, however. :)

>>180952 #
>I know many professional ones and regularly rub shoulders with them.
vaxxed shoulders, I'm sure

>>180951 #
>everyone believed in dinos
Creationists (as you put it) surely believe in dinosaurs. The evidence is all too clear. Some deep sea denizens are probably also dino-era creatures.

>>180955 #
not what we were taught
they had no place in the scheme

I wish I could recall the jew financier of those creation science orgs that made all our books

>>180954 #
Most are sadly. I'm not, but I was ridiculed when I warned them about the kike's agendas.

All except my MD flan. He knew just as well as I did the entire deadly vaxx thing was a lie and evil.

>>180955 #
I thought creationists believe that masons like shiki's grandfather, planted dino bones in the ground to dig them up and "prove" dinosaurs existed?

>>180959 #
they just repeat whatever dogma is convenient at the moment, it doesn't really matter what they think

>we never do anything together
>why?
>dinosaur multi-culturism

>>180956 #
Ahh. The YECs, I presume? Their BS has no place in the scheme (of truth).

>>180957 #
Maybe ICR?

>>180959 #
Nah. That's basically the same crowd as the Zionists (AFAICT). Honest biblical Christianity makes no such claims.

>>180962 #
almost every church has some statement about literal meanings of what they believe, so no one else in their camp can tell the majority of believing creationists they are silly about their timeline.

>>180964 #
As do Old Earther's (so-called). The Church Father'
s creeds + the modern Council on Biblical Inerrancy are our doctrines today.
>tl;dr
All the Antichrist lies of the kikes about """all Christians believe this""" are just that...lies.

>>180963 #
lol no, the opposite kind from that. I'll look back into it another time, I can almost think of one of them...

>>180965 #
>The debate is immaterial, we know these things existed millions of years ago
Fully concur.

>>180965 #
We used to chip up nearby limestone with fossils for putting in the garden and for paths, still remember how silly it sounded the first time someone told me it was there to test their faith

>>180969 #
>still remember how silly it sounded the first time someone told me it was there to test their faith
Definitely beyond 'silly' IMHO. As a Christian, I'm absolutely repulsed by the evil such lies have wrought in the world today, concern the evangelism for the Gospel. I frankly don't even blame skeptics (much) for rejecting their eternal salvations over such tripe.

>>180969 #
BTW, I myself discovered what was likely a Megalodon tooth. It was a pristine fossil, at least 4" long (maybe 5). I just wandered onto it on a Florida beach one morning.

>>180971 #
Weak men giving weak interpretations.

>chasing shadows
Sad. Many such cases.

>>180971 #
My apologies. I'm being too trite. I don't have any childhood investment in this.

>>180971 #
people get hurt by geese so yeah I don't know why the bird thing either

>muh rayciss
Based.

>>180980 #
For me, it's literally the same topic. Spreading lies in the name of God is always going to lead to evil. Simple as.

>>180978 #
>stared into a crocs eyes
Yes, I've done that.

>Dead t-rex

I always liked the Trike/T-Rex matchup. I usually played the Trike.

>illya is napping
Someone beat him until his sleep schedule is good for movie night.

>>180987 #
You brought it up. I was merely following my perspective on the conversation, Guca. Again, my apologies if that's painful, no ill intent was meant.

>>180988 #
Salvation? No I did not.

>>180989 #
Is this you? If so then you did bring it up.
>We used to chip up nearby limestone with fossils for putting in the garden and for paths, still remember how silly it sounded the first time someone told me it was there to test their faith ( >>180969 # )
Again, my response was to that, and the evils these misguided YECs have done in creating offenses on the part of literally millions.

>>180991 #
It's the greatest single need of every man. Thus it's centrality in Christian literature & dialogue.

>>180990 #
I do not want every talk or even mention of faith or religion to center on my/our/your need for salvation from yhwh.

Seriously. Do you not get the "shhhh". It means shut up. I don't care about your jew god other than what it has done to the minds of people.

>37 minutes in and still introducing new characters
Ok.

>>180991 #
Lmao. Sure thing, flan.

Thanks for the moovehs /homu/ I really enjoyed the first one. Nacht.

>>180996 #
Nacht.

>>180994 #
>predators
We need more wolves in North America to take care of the deer.

>>180996 #
Night

>>180994 #
Rhinos and elephants aren't exactly taking over ecosystems
I always thought they were neato for armour and tail.

>>181001 #
Massive. I was reading on how much biomass it takes per sauropod, about 2k kg of plant matter per day.

>>181003 #
>2000 kg of plantmatter a day
average appetizer for the common burger citizen

Girls can't read maps btw.

>>181004 #
>burger
>big salad
does not compute

>>181007 #
>natural advantage
How? Are their bones hollow?

>>181007 #
but birds don't swim well unless they're adapted by shape and have waterproof coatings
maybe some don't need that but all I can think of do
not having a lot of imagination rn on bird rememrberings

>>181007 #
Bird bones can't support large dinos when scaled up.

He's definitely dead this time.

and this is how Mormonism came to Utah.

>>181012 #
jewish directors or dinosaur clouds?

didn't realize danganropa (sp) was VNs

How did his mother die?

>>181016 #
That's what I thought.

>>181016 #
Did you watch the first movie? You should watch it, you will like it.

Thanks for watching movie night anons. Suggestions for the next movie night are always welcome. Back to the main thread.

my problem was the same as when I was slightly older little kid,
I can't stand the little kid voices, didn't like tv shows that did the same

>>181021 #
yikes
that's show biz I guess