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Timer for Alita: Battle Angle
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Battle Angel Lolita

>>206513 #
I wish.

gogogoggogogogoggoo

>three hundred years after the fall
>floating gated communities away from the nogs

That damn pizza is oppressing us all in sector 7!

Would

>>206528 #
>would a sexbot from the dump

>>206527 #
Nigger how the hell are you ahead already

>>206527 #
It's a pedo wood movie, of course they are going to shove gays and NIGGERS into the movie.

>>206529 #
Yes.chad

Did they really CGI that arm prosthetic? I've seen better ones done with practical effects
>>206530 #
I start early for screenshots.

Have anons read the manga?

Unf flat chest erotic

>brain in a jar attached to a combat mech

Imagine how much libs would flip about this today
>Eevie expy

>>206540 #
It was made in 2019.

>Let's make a female combat mech
>and make her look squat-amalan

>>206541 #
Weird I thought it was like 2010

The prosthetics look really bad. I don't understand why they were done with CGI.

girl girl girl!

>Dr Edom
Hmmmmmm

Cyber-Brazil.

Reminds me of the aesthetic of ready player one

The extras in the background just look like normal for burger people.
>>206551 #
Haven't watched. I was going to say Elysium.

The fall of the Reich

Why are there so many niggers in this movie?

>>206554 #
There was a big war 3 hundred years ago and afterwards all the people on earf congregated in one area for some reason.

>>206552 #
I liked it but we did it for movie night before. Also I like a lot of movies so don't trust me

Small dogs are abominations.

Plot is moving at a lightning pace

>weighs 300 lbs

Is this her original body?

>fem-squat-amalan-bot meets a flesh and blood squat-amalan and wants to produce the next generation of fruit picker immediately

Are movie girls even allowed to be heterosexual now?

>>206554 #
>>206541 #
this movie honestly doesn't have enough niggers for 2026
that's how you can tell it's old

>>206564 #
This comes from the ancient year of....2019.

Scythes are as cool as they are impractable as a weapon

>>206565 #
Sillya wasn't even born yet

>amputated cyborg fetish

How is this movie 2 hours with how fast they're dropping plot points

>>206572 #
Is it based on a manga or a /tv/ show or animated movie or all?

>jewish ex-wife fugging the nog
strasser.....

Slut pose

>>206579 #
Flat chest erotic!

>mono-cycles
There's a business idea.

>no guns
>knife and swords

>>206584 #
Gen X thinks mohawks are tough and transgressive IMO

>>206586 #
goofy ahh

Somehow still less silly than CP2077.

>>206592 #
for you

>>206593 #
Yes. I wanted to like that game so much.

She punched out all my blood!

This makes me think even less of cyberpunk. It really is just a GTA clone.

Bots can still fight with their heads detached, as chinese robo sports have taught us

>>206598 #
A few of the side missions were cute, like the wayward cars and the depressed vending machine

>>206599 #
But these are cyborgs with humans brains.

>20k number for bounty

Moon lolis

Flat robo chest!

100% chance that girl is still alive, probably the main villain

>drug addict is a white guy
lmao. Meanwhile every drug user in la noire is black.

Hooking up niggers to machinery is insane.

>teenage girls brain

>>206612 #
Hide your dogs, hide your wife...

The nigger is zesty it seems.

>>206618 #
The borg queen?

>>206619 #
Yes.

>Panzer Kunst
?

Wait, I missed that, who was inhabiting the nigger? Some guy from the floating city.

>>206622 #
The big guy is possessed.

>>206626 #
Yeah, I think, the guy from the floating city inhabited both the meat head cyborg and the zesty nog.

needs a life or death situation to remember #d100 (1)
it just turns her on #d100 (17)

Can't wait for my neurolink to come in the mail

One thing I learned during the world cup was how mexico keeps ticket prices to the games cheap for the masses, muh circuses. Burger thinks scalping is their moral right.

World Slut

>>206632 #
>Burger thinks scalping is their moral right.
The burger economy is built on scamming. imo it's a method of control. All the plebs are trying to rob each other. It's how the niggers were controlled in ghettos applied to everyone else.

>>206636 #
The games are supposed to be cheap for the masses. The retards at the top forgot that.

>>206640 #
LMAO.

I like her uncanny anime design contrasted against humies

>>206642 #
Yes. I watched this back in '19 and enjoyed it for the most part but I also drank too

>>206648 #
Cute

WET SLUT

I like how fiction always depicts those who go to Mars as advancing past Earth.

>>206652 #
idk. Gundam is hung up on earth.

>>206653 #
Evolutionary pressures on Mars would force rapid technological progress.

Bar loli

>gay anglo
jej

How did she register as a loli assasin without a SSN

>cyborg pibbles

Dogs

>Sir Pan
GAY.

>monomolecular
Can't work, too brittle

>>206663 #
#8ball (It can't be helped)

>anglo loses to woman

>girls beating up boys
Bravo James Cameron.;

>>206669 #
Exception granted for story related reasons.

>>206669 #
The problem is the cinematography is too flat. Something like this should have exaggerated sound or post effects.

This reminds me of something I read about the new superman movie. Apparently they cut a scene of Lex Luthor's goons kicking the superdog thing because it tested so bad with audiences.

Nooooo he kicked the dog

>>206673 #
I believe that. The supergirl movie is online now.

few minutes behind but I just knew the dog guy would get an extended feature

Flat robot chest!

>her boobs got bigger
jej

I don't know what it is but the pacing of this movie is off. It's like they're speed running every plot development

>>206683 #
I like it, it doesn't feel like every other movie with their algo plot pacing.
>speed running every plot points
They have one movie to get the point across.

Nerds like to get beaten up by a girl for some reason.

>telling a nigger to get over something from 300 years ago
lmao

Slut sensors

Where will el-beaner stick his benis in the fembot?

>Nova
>300 plus year old glownigger

Literal GLOW IN THE DARK CIANIGGER

>>206698 #
That's one way of reading it.

>muh worse
What, suck dick?

>can a human put his dick in me?

>>206704 #
Yes.

>I"m out of the gang ok?
Yeah, that's how it works.

He's holding a thermal detonator!

Roller derby time.

>turn yourself into a monster truck
Shiki would like this.

>>206712 #
End of Utena speaks of this

Just started, is the link in OP to a potato version or is it just made that way

>>206717 #
IDK if Alita is potato quality, I downloaded a high quality version yesterday.

>>206717 #
Potato for me

Fat butt shot

>>206718 #
Does it look good for you? I don't know newish movies

>>206721 #
My version is fine.

niggerbitch prothestic made me gag

>people die instantly if they're cut in half
so annoying

>If you don't suck his dick
>then I will

She's got a martian body and now a martian sword.

Jej she kind of jewed him what did he even do wrong wxactly

>here's your dollar store cyborg body

So the Martians lost the war? They should still be up there right?

If you have seen the pilot of Omega Res Novae...

I don't like robot-beaner.

>died off screen
Didn't die.also where is her original BO (body owner) she's not dead either

>the last super advanced Martian combat cyborg
>the last of the advanced cities with an immortal glowie
>battle the last war

>>206758 #
Sequel.

>Ed Norton

>stadium of simps

and no sequel yet.

>>206763 #
Those are salt of the earf blue collar simps anon.

TF that's it?
Gayyyyyyy

Intermission
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zoomer horror
>what if job?
>what if girlfriend?

That was great
I'm gonna go watch the sequel instead of zoomer horror

Oh, it's not out yet.
Lame.

>Alita's actress is a spic too
beans can't keep getting away with this

Would anons like to watch The Ring at some point? I've seen too many Sodoko or whatever her name is memes not to watch it myself.

>>206777 #
It was kind of memey at the time but yeah I'll watch it again
>>206781 #
Not yet, maybe next year

>>206770 #
What sequel? There is no sequel to Alita.

>>206768 #
>what if empty office building?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>206784 #
Apparently the scripts for 2 and 3 are already done but yeah
I'll be suprised if we're not living in a cyberpunk dystopia IRL by then

>>206790 #
Cameron is supposed to get Avatar out by '29 and '30

>>206798 #
she looks like an insect

>>206794 #
Oh he's still making that slop?
It's worse than I thought...
>>206798 #
that's what I'm saying!

>>206798 #
I liked the anime version better

Timer for Obsession
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>>206798 #
oh god she actually looks like that
I paused early in the movie because of the uncanniness. It's fucking real....

>>206807 #
In the movie Alita is obviously stylized to look like an anime girl.

>>206810 #
I changed my mind
I will go to Mars if they have anime grils

gogogogogogogoggogogogogoggogogogogo

I hope this is the right movie tbh. I realized this afternoon I might have grabbed the wrong torrent because it says "2025" but I thought it came out in May of '26.

>>206810 #
I like anime.
I don't like spics.

>>206818 #
When looking this up not watching, everything said both 25 and 26, not sure if reason or if ai slop has gotten that far out of hand

No one can afford the diner anymore

>game her

Just neg her bro

>>206823 #
If the quality of the food wasn't so shitty (always was) I'd still go to them for breakfasts. Nicer ones are few and far between

Zoomers are fucked up.

Kitteh.....

>mask
Why?

>they call it After The Fall
man, I don't want to give that up...

>the witch store
There's one in every town

>it's own energy and whatever
Great salesman.

The witch store ladies aren't rude like this sheesh

Is this movie 4:3 for anyone else?

There are a lot of fat touristy looking normal white people extras in Alita.

So Nikki likes him right?

Just admit your cat died that's worth like 300 sympathy points and you're allowed to be a little shook

>>206838 #
>sympathy
lol

That guy in the striped shirt's hairline is the real horror show.

>>206840 #
The 80 year old zoomer

This guy is so friendzoned it's unreal.

hahahahahahahaha hahahahah what a loser

Tell her. Tell her. Tell her.
She likes him.

I thought you guys were watching horror. Sounds like soap opera

>>206845 #
Yes, the horror is that a zoomer likes a girl.

>>206846 #
>a zoomer likes a girl.
it's over
it never even began

>>206846 #
No the horror is that a girl likes him

>>206848 #
The actual horror is that
>men can't be friends with women without creeping on them
according to liberals.

>>206848 #
that's bullshit but I believe it

>>206849 #
No it's true. No one would ever be friends with a girl I mean why? A couples date is fine by why are you spending time with a girl you don't want to fugg?

>wish box that turns women into loyal GFs
How do I buy one?

This guy is so unlikeable holy shit

Just shoot your shot, no matter how cringe it may be, I've done it and it's fine, no regrets.

>film a teen romance movie in the style of a horror movie
Zoomer horror.

I know, I'll film a political drama like a horror movie and it will be zoomer horror. Especially if it's in an empty office building.

>>206857 #
this would explain why the plot sounded completely random and meaningless

At least you can film zoomer horror on a tight budget. You could do this with $300k

SHE'S TAKING HER SHIRT OFF
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
t. zoomers

Tiddie tiddie

>>206864 #
post it

>>206866 #
It's just bra tiddie but I like tiddie

>>206869 #
>dark and barely visible
perfect 98% of the time

Lmao did akira Yumeoko compose this soundtrack

>proble search engine
Cute.

Jej why is it the soundtrack from Silent Hill tho

>>206876 #
>film a teen romance in the style of a horror movie

This movie is retarded, 10/10

>>206886 #
Cleared for landing on runway 2 left

This zoomer discovered a secret bimbo brainwashing device and he's crying about it.

I love molly so much. Best drug to ever exist

>annihilation eyes

>>206904 #
Hot.

Just admit you like her you faggot.

>>206905 #
I mean ave you seen Annihilation? We did it for movie night one time

>>206907 #
Yes.

>a girl lied for attention
>cue horror music
This movie is so funny.

>>206913 #
It's not a lie if she believes it!

>she bragged about friendzoning him
He should feel justified in his magic wish device working, I would.

I don't like the mc and I'm glad bad things are happening to him

I have yet to see the horror. This zoomer film maker believes in being respectful to women but he stumbled upon a great idea, film X genre movie in Y style.

Jej why

The horror music cueing as they fugg was so funny.

>thot watching me sleep
Neat, that means someone is awake so nogs can't easily break in.

No one loves you as much as you do you're a woman

She will eventually fall asleep from exhaustion, no curse is that powerful.

>>206932 #
Only evil sleeps, self righteousness never tires

>she's turned into a nagging GF now

Is he talking to walls neo

>silent hill 4
Was a low point in the series at the time but looks way better in retrospect

>so stares at the door with a smile until he returns
>piss fetish
At least she isn't cheating on him

pee

So what's the right genre mixup? Friday the 13th as a moe anime?

>tricking him into eating his cat
Now that is actual horror.

>cockblocked by your soy friend
Nooooo you can't just have PLAP with a WOMAN

>you aren't consenting properly

>co-dependency

>nothing really
jej

>nikki is in hell or its inside her head
Now this is horror.

Why am I banned from homu that's mean

>>206969 #
You shouldn't be?

>>206971 #
Parsee did it

Hansel and Gretel incest fiction?

>she just looks at you like this
Anglo fish frown

What triggered her to smash the bottle in her face?

>I can be Nikki!
That's the entity possessing Nikki.

chink spy

Baste trash exposal slut

She has 10x the charisma as this random asshole

>hooking up with the balding zoomer for 2 years
No wonder he was trying to sabotage the "relationship".

The stuff at the witch store does actually work that's why most of the population avoids it

>the box is full of warnings
>it's your fault for not understanding the legalisms

Run niggas you gonna drown

>I wish for a billion dollars
I bet he then gets arrested for counterfeiting or something.

>>207002 #
Vagina!

>I'm the schizo?

Retarded movie, irredeemable. Zoomies made it a blockbuster

She's a demon.

All he wanted was a girlfriend.

Thanks for coming to movie night anons!