Small delay for Ugetsu while I get subs for anon
syncwatch

>>220017 #
thanks

Ugetsu timer
syncwatch

what language is correct fo rholy mountin
>>220022 #
thanks

>>220028 #
English

The first like 3 minutes are credits btw

I skimmed holy mountain and it has a lot of benis in it. Did anons troll me

>>220033 #
It's artistically relevant penis. Just be glad it isn't El Topo that movie is like 80% cock and balls

>>220033 #
>>220035 #
Can you stop discussing benis for 5 seconds

>>220037 #
Woooo guy from Sekiro

it looks like power poles in the background but I think they just stripped the trees or chopped the edge ones

I will not be attending.
Thank you for your attention on this matter.

>>220035 #
wikipedia had lgbtianogalgjn tag

>>220043 #
(O_O)

>mud stove
not looking up my townsends images rn

>a little money inflames men's greed
The crypto bull run is starting, you will see it!

me pullinng cart

>>220050 #
Sometimes I want to do manual labor then I meet the working class and remember how dum and mean they are.

>>220051 #
It's mean spirited ignorance that gets me every time.

>>220053 #
Frierenon you're a farmer, you're middle class.

>>220054 #
>farmer
no
>class
don't have any

>no armor
>no funs
jej

>that farmer house is only 50k!
t. futaba

>>220056 #
What did he expect tbh? You don't hand out guns unless you're in a civil war and you never hand out armor.

>>220059 #
There's a place in tokyo going for 6k right now
it's like a little house in the middle of the street like an apartment row that got demolished and it's the only unit left

>>220061 #
What RE games have you played?
>>220063 #
Tokyo is a bughive tho

>>220057 #
It's okay, I'm very mean.

>>220066 #
>pic
So I guess the story is one guy who works hard at his trade and steadily makes money and the other is a delusional gambler type.

>>220067 #
i'm not following but the delusional one will make it

>>220067 #
Actually
Drawing from Ueda's tales, the film is set in Japan's civil war–torn Azuchi–Momoyama period (1568–1600). In a small rural community, a potter leaves his wife and young son behind to make money selling pottery and ends up being seduced by a spirit that makes him forget all about his family

>>220068 #
>>220069 #
>spoiler
I'm not going to read it, I don't want to be spoiled. I looked at the release year and I'm wondering what post war message the movie has.

> making women generate mechanical energy
We have to go back

I feel the modern burger army would rape men too.

>need to hurry and leave
>'boil rice'

>>220082 #
There's no food up there bro you're going to starve

Pro-tip, just live in the mountains.

>>220083 #
>they don't have starbucks in them thar hills!
>hurry and heat your soymilk!

It sucks his batch of pots won't be fired correctly, but clay is free. The only actual cost is the wood.

>>220088 #
>clay is free
not really, they either have to live somewhere shitty where the clay is good, and still have to dig it, or be near someone else who does
>>220090 #
what

>>220089 #
Isn't it implied the clay is good for him to be doing this?

>>220088 #
>The only actual cost is the wood.
which is also very dear

>hiding in a kiln
NO.

I didn't realize that they where using the straw bales as packaging until now.

>>220087 #
You couldn't pay me to own a razer product

>>220094 #
a lot of times they show rice being moved that way but it's probably everything.

>>220097 #
>everything
Yes. Remember at the beginning when he went to that town to sell his wares? I thought he was going to sell bales of straw at first.

>sippin tea in the canoe while the wife works
gigabased

>and I'll buy a suit of armor

>every one is raping all the time!

>buddha thing
what's he saying?

>>220106 #
I think it was the Chinese word for merciful, in terms of Buddha

>>220107 #
was wondering, sounded weird
like gyate gyate whatever, just repeating the thing

>ancient nip city
>made of dirt
>still cleaner than Africa

>>220109 #
慈悲深い
Jihibukai
I think

>>220110 #
because everything is being gathered back up
except this guy and his straw

>giving your money to the family tard
jej

>>220114 #
he probably already paid someone for the spot

LARPed too schizo...

>>220114 #
The midget ones are really funny.

RAPE TIME.

I wanna be a pirate

>>220120 #
>>220121 #
Yo ho ho and a bottle of cum

Men find it attractive when you cower ladies.

>>220122 #
>drinking from the cistern

>bones
oh no that's bad!

The raped

>>220124 #
alright, too far

>pay her
they guessed correctly about her wandering around

Is Tobei dead already?

did time pass?

Man, if only they had flock safety!

>>220131 #
not funny
didn't laugh

>looking at silks for wife
the other one doesn't seem so stupid now

>I got raped
>husbando used rape money to buy me a dress
>I'm happy
positive reinforcement...

>>220133 #
Except he was too busy playing soldier to stop the rael

>>220134 #
Different wife anon.

>>220136 #
all rook same

>>220135 #
>>220136 #
Oh. I didn't know the tard was married.

>>220137 #
Yeah the lore here goes 2 deep it's pretty interesting tho

>uggo rich thot

>>220140 #
>uggo
those eyes are fashiobaly

>haunted house
>haunted house: japan

Wait, what does she want with him?

>>220143 #
It's impossible for me to take nip horror seriously when I know there's porn of it.

>>220145 #
i don't know that but also take none of it seriosu

>>220144 #
I think the ojou-sama is a ghost tempting him.

yeah I'd haunt the shit out of that uchi

taller than him, and is dress to make her look fatter? was fat impressive then?

>shave off your eyebrows
Yeah, she's a ghost.

damn she got gucci kimono, can tell it's shiney even in black and white

wew talk about arranging a marriage

oops sorry still have playback sped up

SIMP
SIMP

This cunt is crazy or a ghost.
>marrying a middle aged farmer randomly

>>220160 #
Her jussy is moto moto

>>220160 #
Look man you're going to have to be honest about modern women and settle down with a ghost gf or fox gf or snow gf

>>220162 #
Ghost girl #d100 (86)
Rice mixing #d100 (19)
Rice mixing with a rice ghost girl #d100 (41)

He's easily persuaded it seems

This reminds me there is an archive of old music like this I had archived
https://78records.cdbpdx.com

>the ghost of her father wants you to fuck her
(-_-)

whats the guy voice singing?
oh
>>220162 #
whats snow gf

>>220169 #
Yuki -ona

>>220160 #
>marrying a middle aged farmer randomly
it's over.............

>>220160 #
>marrying a middle aged farmer randomly
we lost the technology
can't go back

>hot springs at the lords house
would ffeel like the emperor of rome

holy shit are they made of money? raked sand at the picknick place by the river?
this better be in his imagination

>>220177 #
more than 2 i would assume
but why was the outside of mansion garbage

>>220176 #
Two tier society.....

Maybe she's a lich and actually a corpse

Japanese ghosts have no rules.

he got isekai'd
i'm calling it now
t. carl

Tobei....

I'm confused

That death was still way too quick even for an old movie.
Idk.
If I got stabbed three times it would only piss me off.
>>220185 #
bruhaps

>>220184 #
weak from hunger and running

wait he actually got the reward? I thought he would get tricked
i said the delusional one would do good

The men are getting what they want and their wives suffer. Is that the message? Of course it will go wrong for them I think.

The movie is about how the soldiers need to return to civilian life or something.

>>220187 #
We'll find out but trying to read into things with context takes the fun out

>his wife is a prostitute now

She became the giga whore of her dreams

>>220189 #
>I got raped
>I'll become a whore
>that will show them
depressingly common

>it's your fault I'm a whore
lmao
>I'll kill myself if you don't do what I want
lmao

>>220194 #
I mean... She was already raped, because he wasn't around

>>220192 #
honestly probably a female fantasy

wearing a tatami mat as a hat must be some kind of flex

>>220197 #
Why?

>>220197 #
All the hats are fucking nuts, but probably make sense if you were there
look at hat fasions in the 18th century

>>220200 #
Usury?!

I know the moral of the movie, wagies will have bad things happen if they don't wage.

>>220202 #
not the jew kind, it's a different kind
i think

Practical hats are for peasants.

Now this is actual wordcel magic that is more interesting than kikes and their scribblings.

>My marriage to steal your soul isn't valid because you are already married!
>You slept with me under false pretenses!
Even ghost women are scandalous.

>>220211 #
Sanskrit done in a VERY japanese hand lol

>>220213 #
jej. This succubi wouldn't survive the internet.
>let me goon you
>spray your ectoplasm

The ghosts are afraid of a sword...

>>220216 #
he's got magic writing on him
aint gotta explain shit

>sword was sharp enough to chop the candle in half
>swings it within meters of her
I think the plot is endangering and exploiting women
which is based

>loses a month of time
Missing time is a symptom of the ayys too.

>>220219 #
It's probably all the same phenomenon

Is Nobu Obanaga associated with evil spirits? He's the bad guy in Omninusha 2 too.

>>220219 #
ayys are just ghosts for people who don't believe in ghosts anymore

>>220223 #
Then I guess it's all the glowniggers clapping hillbillies cheeks in their saucer tech.

This better not have a happy ending

>>220222 #
Hard to explain. They revere him and also think he was in communion with hell itself

I think KDE crashed ugh

>>220222 #
who?

>>220225 #
oh good

>the tard throws away his gear to be a wagie
what

>your wife is now the village bike

>>220232 #
>>220203 #

>turning his own wheel
kid needs to getto work

i don't understand jap completely yet but these subs are a little lacking here I think

>>220236 #
he was a farmer
he liked the potterying

>whore cooks for two now

Well Johnson what did we learn?

>>220242 #
>>220203 #

syncwatch
Intermission

I think I have gained some insight on old men now
they're happy just having a woman cook them meals.

>>220203 #
Would we have to go back before WW2 to find a film that isn't propaganda?

How much dong is in the next movie?

Thanks for the period piece, if not slapchop samurai movie

jews fear the farmside pottery wagie

>>220251 #
I don't have any clay :(

>>220247 #
It was better than I expected, I thought I would drop out after 30 minutes.

>>220248 #
following

>>220222 #
Oda Nobunaga?

There's a lot of T&A so just bear with the dong

> It is a Mexican production (with English and Spanish dialogue), roughly 114 minutes long
> partly financed by John Lennon and Yoko Ono through Beatles manager Allen Klein’s ABKCO after the underground success of Jodorowsky’s previous film El Topo (1970)
lordt have mercy

>>220260 #
Yes it is very much an "art" movie

>>220260 #
Anons have insisted that I missed out when I skipped it last time.

>>220262 #
>kusanagi, for this mission you'll have to infiltrate a brothel

>>220260 #
so doubly glowie

>>220265 #
It's the glowiest movie I've ever seen from a certain point of view.

>>220260 #
Jodorowsky made entire movie about never making a movie of Dune. Pretentious self serving faggot.

>>220266 #
I thought it was a masonic movie like flash gordon

Next week's movie night is going to be africa addio, but do anons want to watch any of these in two weeks? last two are docos
>tokyo gore police, vampire girl vs frankenstein girl, platoon, leprechaun in the hood, ringu, fire and ice, secret and explicit

>>220273 #
Leprechaun in the Hood.

>>220277 #
The doco about the winter war. We could do both tbh

>>220279 #
Sure.

Downboter, you are going to watch Leprechaun in the Hood within the next 9 weeks.

The Holy Mountain
syncwatch

I literally skipped to a random part of the movie and I saw dong. WTF.

>>220283 #
wait, I thought strasser picking softcore pron for B movies was a joke

>>220283 #
It's plot dong it's hard to explain

>>220283 #
>movie has so much chinpo that it's an honorary gay film
idk what's funnier, that or that anons have never told me that before while praising the movie

>>220287 #
yeah that's why i mentioned wikipedia
i never heard of it either

>>220285 #
I don't pick these kinds of movies.

>>220289 #
>Huge tits
RUINED

>>220289 #
that's a clit

>the dong is artistic
>the dong is crucial to the plot
Anon is making big excuses so far.

I 8 1/2 of watermelon in last movie and have pork rinds now
in case it makes me barf just saying
>>220294 #
zardoz has b feel but is A movie material imo

Clearly Zardoz should be the next B movie.

Go, start the dong movie.

>>220292 #
Him getting clothes is a big deal plot wise

>30 seconds in and there's a phallic ritual
oh boy

>Muh symbolism
I hate "serious" movies.

>>220301 #
they look much better without
different women?

>saggy tits
nope same i guess

moolaraam shmoolaraaam ooooom

It is also very silly and it's okay to laugh

disgooostan

>>220303 #
>close up of a guy pissing himself
I think you have the right idea.

this is everything i hate os far

I can't tell if this is masonic or just random mental illness

We Must Wipe Out the Spic Menace

>>220314 #
It's masonic

>anon is having us watch his mexican priest pedo film

I'm curious what cesar whatshisname would say about this
the nazi

Dead spic storage

How about Eyes Wide Shut and the KGB anti jew movie in tweo weeks?

It's not catholic to religiously execute people. This is some elite fantasy about ritualistically killing normal people.

>>220327 #
There was a lot of violence in Mexico at the time. I mean there is now too, but there also was then

>proud of being a cuck

>>220326 #
No, in two weeks we are going to start halloween

>>220327 #
yeah they do, but I meant the knee-waddle
they do it for penetance or some shit

I'm willing to try movies like this, but I detest the limbless midget type shit anywhere in view

There's so much generic 70s sounds in this, that I've heard in other movies.

>>220337 #
Always has been

I like the lizards on the display

Cortez was a hero.

Animals were DEFINITELT harmed in the making of this film

>>220345 #
yeah, i didn't see any fakes earlier

The point of this movie seems to just be shock.

midgets helping jesus

Pièta referenced

thats a lot of sweet potatoes

Honestly there's less dong than I remember

>kicks the cripple
jej

>jew picks the clearly underage whore

>jesus would kill a buch of frogs but totally hates all the papermache jesususus

pyramid and eye spotted

>>220371 #
one whore doesn't laff and wipes the jesus

>finger on trigger

I like the set design here

dude ass

>director wrote himself into the movie as a spiritual guide
ego levels unlimited

jew letter

>>220380 #
they do be like that

>>220387 #
very obelisky tower other than poorly poured cement third world

>>220392 #
That wasn't even for the movie she just hadthat

he got that octopus in him

>I have a camel, a negro whore and a white penis hat
>what do you have

that poor poor hippo

>people are controlled by octopi
what

butthole warning

>>220400 #
you don't even know you have it until the jew removes it for you

there might also be shit ahead, i'm not pausing to check

dong alert! I'm behind
>>220404 #
yes there was shit in a jar

>>220404 #
Just learning about alchemy tonight?

>>220408 #
this movie seems like a compelling argument for genociding jews

>>220410 #
Happens to me in the bathroom at least once a week

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alejandro_Jodorowsky
>is a jew
Why didn't anons tell me about this ahead of time?

>>220412 #
i took it for granted
i never heard of the movie before

>>220417 #
There's a lot of hidden symbolism if you have the right angle or know where to look. Ritual magicians have been beavering away in the shadows

>>220419 #
Judaism, move along.

This movie is the most bizarre thing I've ever watched

>>220424 #
I'm genuinely wondering how you even come up with this stuff.

>>220426 #
They took a lot of acid. Literally

>>220426 #
just think of how bad everything could be and then just make what you want
this is what a jew comes up with

>>220428 #
continuing: as compared to a white weirdo and then you get terry gilliam

>>220431 #
Zero must equal 100 % #d100 (56)

jesus another limbless midget