Movies at 10 EDT. I forgot to put it in the OP.

Left Behind
syncwatch

ugggghhhhh come on. I don't want to be the only one watching this crap

>>104089 #
Don't worry flen, I'm here to suffer with you

Fun fact: The entire movie is filmed in Canada. "Israel" is a quarry.

>kirk cameron
That's a name I haven't heard in a long time.

>>104098 #
Yes, Israel must be turned to rubble.

Wild C&C trailer
>>104109 #
yes

Is this primitive CGI? It looks pretty good but it's also only 480p.

>Bashar can afford that many planes

>>104112 #
This is Hafez.

>so many planes they blot out the sun
Wutr

>no one has more enemies than israel

>we jews would have fed the world, for free!
What ridiculous fiction.

>>104121 #
It's a retarded premise since we already do that with fertilizer.

this is ganna be so bad I can't wait

>TopGoy Military Officer blasting NSYNC for his shower

>older sister to bully me
unf

>never having kids

>lesbian jokes

SILLYAAAAAAAA

pokemon yellow on da green gameboy
yeeeeeeaaaj booiiiiiiii

>play pokemon yellow
jej

>this war will be over in 3 days, I promise

>8
Good. Enjoy the evangelical slop, reminder that boomers LITERALLY believe this.

This pilot makes probably at least $150k+ in the late 90s which is a lot of money.

tyrone is here to keep an eye on your wife and change the batteries in the smoke detector

>>104143 #
hello strasser

>daughter is some proto-dyke
the Gay 90s

>>104149 #
The 90s were proto-woke.

>>104151 #
they had to put it on hold for the GWOT

>Buck Williams
I'm just waiting to say that Buck has been BROKEN

>proto schizo sees a pattern

ONE WORLD CURRENCY. NUMBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>104161 #
>X on the butt

>>104162 #
I never noticed that. She's now a favorite.

This takes place in 2026.

>honest journalist
lmao

This chick is an extra from Stargate, just two years too soon.

World peace is a midwit idea.

>the anglos are responsible
jej

>>104081 #
20 minutes.... nah

The 3rd temple?

>>104169 #
speed 1.1 or 1.2

>>104169 #
Just watch, it's hilarious.

Stewardesses shouldn't allow to work the job beyond the age of 28.

>>104175 #
antidiscrimination lawsuits filled the cabin with fags and hags

>I"m a weather girl now!

flying on airplanes used to be so cool.

>>104178 #
Yes. They've been subsidizing airfare to get more flights to help with the chemtrail spraying.

>>104178 #
in what the 70s? It's been a flying bus as long as I can remember. Fart tube

>>104181 #
pre 9/11
this was filmed in the late 90s, so before all the insanity

>>104182 #
This was released in 1995.

>where are my kids
You had seggs, you are immoral.

>>104183 #
IDK I thought it was 2000.

>I think he's gone off naked

>>104185 #
Yes.

How can you be moral marrying an immoral woman?

Buck didn't go to heaven because he got broken in college.

>no special effects at all
jej

>>104192 #
I think it's actually kind of cinema.

>>104190 #
jej

>the rapture
They did an hbo tv series about this, it was very very gay.

Truck drivers are notorious but I guess he was one of the few good ones.

>2nd pilot is still there
bad writing

Don't those masks make you calm and accept death?

>>104198 #
by getting her when she's 16

Older cellphones had better voice quality.

>>104205 #
No, they look normal. Even most thin girls today are thick compared to 30 years ago.

>The servants of Satan
>The UN
That's right.

>>104207 #
left behind is two truths and a lie. Thry never tell you WHO wants to guillotine christians

>I'm 30 years old and have no family and have been abandoned
Many such cases.

>His wife and son are gone but his hoe daughter is still around

>>104207 #
>>104209 #
The other lie is that the UN is this big bogeyman when it's America that is the true satan.

>>104209 #
The people who make this kind of content know the truth and are liars.

This is too silly to take seriously.

>>104219 #
It's better than 99% of stuff produced today.

>>104220 #
The acting certainly is, even that little kid with the gameboy had better skills than all the modern netflixgroids combined

what kind of fucking pistol draw was that lmao

>ww2 era jeep
Broke ass antichrist

>army guy was her taxi
She sucked his dick.

>I lost my virginity at 12, that's why I'm still here

>>104237 #
So many 11 years olds were wearing those......

>all of the jews survived
No surprise.

>>104237 #
That's why she didn't go to heaven.

>>104239 #
Isn't this un-cannon to the propaganda?

>>104238 #
many are already slutting

>>104242 #
IDK.

Buck is confirmed for gay right?

>yuppies are still trying to do business

So have more kids?

Probably was really just the aliens.

>>104251 #
the Nephilim needed all their trustiest goys for a new slave planet

>title drop
jej

>throws $25k at the pilot
Buck Williams is a rich kid.

I want to make sure she stays behind.

I'm sorry, I told anon this movie came out in 1995, I'm retarded. I was reading the wiki page for the book which came out in 1995. The movie came out in 2000. And considering all the spookyness around the year 2000, it's not a cohencidence this movie was made and released in 2000.

>>104259 #
I thought the book came out in the 80s. If it's 1995 the Likud was definitely behind it.

>>104259 #
There's plausible deniability because 2000 was supposed to be the end of the word to many stupid people.

>>104259 #
I think it was probably just a cynical moneygrab to release it in 2000.

>trying to kill a lying journo, for Satan

He didn't go to heaven because he's black.

What was the "700 Club"? I think this was related to that.

>>104269 #
Some religious televangelists IIRC.

Why are you watching this garbage.

>>104269 #
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_700_Club

>>104271 #
Because of the war in Iran. This is what the senior zogbots believe. By destroying Iran, they can force the return of Jesus.

>>104271 #
Evangelicals think this movie is going to happen irl because of the Iran war.

>>104271 #
this movie was set in 2026

>>104275 #
I see no proof of this.

>use me
Gay.

>>104276 #
>>104274 #

>>104279 #
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Left_Behind
big time televangelists are extras in this movie

>Pastor Nigger

Oooo that elevator had the same electric hum from Lain

>shacked up with a nigger bitch
ew

Another black who didn't go to heaven. I'm seeing something.

>mini-discs
jej. Sony pushed that format and it failed for obvious reasons.

>they drew big arrows
it's over!

>clasping hands

>formula
Ah yes, science is the devil because it's pure materialism.

Both of these chicks are stargate extras.

>nuclear weapons testing made people disappear
That sounds like a globalist lie.

>This is your new stepmom
>my mistress

>becomes a bible basher
lolwut

>>104301 #
She's a single 30 year old whore.

Unmarried women are the devil.

>>104303 #
>daughters are little devils
UOOOHHHHH

This is getting cringe.

>what can be worse than this
Burger in the year 2026.

another nigger that didn't make it.

>>104312 #
This is a federal nigger too.

I would never trust a guy named Carpathia btw.

>literal glownigger

>buck, you were almost broken the other night
>t. federal glownigger

Does Kirk Cameron understand that he is playing a sinner, probably a gay one?

They take all of this literally?

I'm not kidding, only warp drive can break this mentality. Then we kill the jewish god(s). Satan is a jewish god.

>>104319 #
Yes.

I can't take the name Buck seriously.

I've always hated this media mob thing. It was always cringe.

>unmarried woman is a servant of satan
We all know that feel these days.

muh legalism

>they control all of the world's food supply
>and give it all to niggers

>ctrl+f "dispensationalism"
>0 results
Time for me to drop the only mention of the term thus far. Funny when you think about it, most Christians would be considered heretics by Jesus if he were to witness modern decadence.

>>104327 #
Please ramble about one thing at a time.

>>104329 #
That already describes real life.

>>104332 #
Yes, and the viewership between this film and people who sent donations to those starving nigger TV ads is basically 1:1.

>>104330 #
I knew this was a Catholic community....

>hanging out in mens room at the UN
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>104335 #
The ethopians were starving in the 90s because they were under commie rule IIRC. Notice how Ethiopians aren't starving anymore?

Lord Jesus Christ, who art in heaven, please spare me from this gay music

>renounce your lesbianism

LORD I SEE WHAT YOU HAVE DONE FOR THE JEWS AND I WANT THAT FOR MYSELF

This is why you don't trust civilizational fags.

>he's mind controlling them

>shot the Jew
huh

Kikes are Satan's useful idiots.

>thank you buck
>I won't break you today

>>104356 #
It was far better than anticipated.

>>104357 #
We'll have to watch the sequels.

>>104358 #
They made sequels?

>>104359 #
Didn't they? I thought there were like half a dozen of these movies.

I want to fugg 16 year old thots too.

>>104360 #
Yes, books, but movies? IDK.

It was good in a bad way, could have been epic I feel like

>>104362 #
start a book club

Intermission.
syncwatch
>>104366 #
If you want to schedule it.

>>104366 #
have you seen them already?

>>104368 #
No.

>>104369 #
I'm going to consult chatGPjeet (the antichrist)
if the reviews are worse I'm probably gonna pass

>>104371 #
If my memory is correct it's a cult film for a good reason. I keep confusing Neil Marshall with Mark Neveldine though. I also might be confusing Dog Soldiers with another cult film where rabid zombie dogs attack entrapped soldiers.

>>104370 #
>chatGPjeet
Reception comparison (focusing on critics and general audience views, since these are low-budget Christian films with limited mainstream reviews):

The original (2000) was poorly received overall. It has a 14% critics score on Rotten Tomatoes (based on available reviews calling it slow, implausible, with poor production values and acting). On IMDb, it holds a 4.4/10 user rating from over 11,000 votes. It was seen as cheesy and low-quality, even by some sympathetic Christian reviewers.

Left Behind II: Tribulation Force (2002) generally had better reception than the first. Audience scores on Rotten Tomatoes sit around 67% (from thousands of ratings), notably higher than the original's audience score (~56%). Some reviews noted improvements in character development, pacing, and acting (Kirk Cameron reportedly stepped up his performance). Certain Christian outlets called it an upgrade over the first film, with more focus on story and less on setup.

Left Behind: World at War (2005) also fared better than the original in many opinions. It lacks a formal critics Tomatometer (very few reviews), but audience/popcornmeter is around 67% on Rotten Tomatoes. Reviews (including from Christianity Today and others) praised it as the strongest entry: better acting, more intrigue, decent effects for the budget, and a more action-oriented feel (some compared it favorably to shows like 24 with added prayer). It was called an "all-around better effort" than the prior films by some critics.

>>104372 #
From what I pulled up researching it should be pretty good

>>104373 #
Any terrible movies from before 2008 is better than any modern slop, you should know this.

>>104377 #
I do, was just curious about the review scores

>>104379 #
Those reviews are obviously relative. I would have mocked Left Behind the same way back then for exactly the same reasons, because compared to everything else, it was bad. But compared to media today, it's much better.

Dog Soldiers timer
syncwatch

Shiki should be here for this movie to complain about the scots. Larper.

>earing
gay

>opening with a sex scene between anglos
This is anti heterosexuality.

not much of a soldier was he

It's the blonde guy from Rome.

There's this characteristic sheen and glisten you always see on male actors in pre-digital films that never seems to be replicated today.

>L85
lmao

>>104402 #
based

>>104402 #
is that the guun

>>104404 #
yes.

>don't fug her in the butt

>>104394 #
Shiki doesn't watch the prolefeed with the pleb hordes.

>>104407 #
my theory is that Shi-Ki is not very good at making jokes, he is too wordy and cerebral and would be a bad movie poster, he knows this also.

>>104408 #
Best theory yet.

Also, shiki has gotten way less fun now that he's boomermaxing.

>>104410 #
He's a workaholic chasing cash that's inflating away. I bet he pays taxes too.

>>104411 #
I told him to put his cash into an index fund at the very least and he was quiet. He wants to suffer so he pretend he's a saint or something dumb.

>>104412 #
>He wants to suffer so he pretend he's a saint or something dumb.
Catholicism plus aping the protestant work ethic to try to be english. He's a retard.

>>104412 #
or maybe he's doing just that but doesn't want to lose street cred here

>>104415 #
I'm losing less money by day laboring than shiki working full time for glowies committing evil. He could at least put it in an index fund.

that scared the shit out of me lmao

finally something happened

already better than any "horror" movie in the last 10 years

I can't wait for the bad wulf CGI.

looooooool

arf

idk where this is filmed but I want to live in those woods foreber

I only paid attention to see if this was the film I remembered and no, it wasn't.

>>104433 #
I assume it's filmed on location in scotland.

I don't remember the thot. How disappointing.

all the yelps and awooooos really put it into camp territory, somehow the actors take their roles very seriously. they are professionals.

>>104436 #
>there is a woman in my anglo boys movie

>>104438 #
women take the fun out of everything except seggs

The FAL is a cool gun tbh.

So the wulves people or animals?

>aren't you guys going to gangrape me now?

LAAAMOOOOO THE DOG

the centurion guy looks like wojak

>>104445 #
billions must awoo

she wants to be fucked by werewolves

>only halfway thru the movie

Lol mp5s are hueg

this mobie has big bonk energy

is lassie a double agent

proper brootal

How the hell is that guy up and moving around

>>104466 #
He lost a lot of blood but you can survive having your intestines ripped out... until you eat the next day

>>104468 #
you're not going to be swinging fire logs at werewolves

being a wulf must be hell on your wardrobe

>>104469 #
A military sergeant will be

ah okay well that explains it

>>104471 #
he's a werewolf sargeant now

>canon

>being nice to women will get you nowhere
jej

I don't remember half of this movie. Must have been drunk the last 3 times we watched it

>it's that time of the month
jej

>remastered bluray
jej

>nooo stupid human, that's my fine china

>shooting out the floor
wow underworld literally stole that from this movie probably lmao

bonking

that is a doggone long movie

>>104488 #
#tomato

Thankie for watching.

9.5 out of 10
definitely a hidden gem

back to the xitterslop thread

>>104495 #
dum