He's so smug.

>glowstick rave

>>148192 #
He's an aristocrat.

YODA ABOUT TO GO SICKO MODE

BLEW EVERYONE'S MIND IN 2002

>autism beams
jej

>>148196 #
I thought it was dum then and now
but he was a limping puppet until this so it was a big deal

>fake wars
not so silly anymore

>>148199 #
It wasn't silly in 2003.

>>148200 #
no one was catching on back then

a lot better than jurassic shart, I think III is my favorite though just because of Greivous

episode I is better

>>148203 #
yes

>>148205 #
see >>148203 #
It looked way less visually impressive. I turned off my usual color temp adjuster and still nothing really popped out.

Thanks for watching. Episode III at the same time next weekend.

>>148211 #
Mace Dindu exists to bring in the nog audience.

Hello

>>152496 #
Hello

Timer for Episode III
syncwatch

>>152496 #
>>152497 #
Hello

Illya is here?

>>152506 #
He better be or he's watching on his own.

Looks like he's not here

Gogogogogogogo

I bet Illya is doing mother's day stuff with his boomette.

>WHEN I DIE BURY ME WITH MY BOOMETTES

tadaima
>evil is everywhere
gaaaaaaay

I love this opening.

Illya flaked.

>>152517 #
>>152512 #

I forget everything that happens in episode II & III. Each rewatch is like the first time.

Obi-wan doesn't like clones and views them as pieces of equipment, Anakin views them as people.

>"pull up"
>neither pulls up

needed more dogfigthting

>Hands up jedi
jej

When Illya gets back and watches this movie, I'm going to find ring theory for him to read.

I'm not watching now

>>152526 #
Why?

>>152527 #
Doing something else and Illyoid might come later anyway so I can watch it then

so he just crushed obiwan?

this is a great saber fight

there should have been a Lucasarts game where you got to command one of these fuckhueg battleships.
>>152532 #
yeah kind of, but I'm thinking more like a large scale strategy and economy game since some of those ships are basically small countries

>>152531 #
Like an RTS game?

>>152531 #
I do love the Venators.
So like a fighter piloting game where you can control a dogfighter and a giant ship?

Grievous is my favorite villian because he's comically evil like bane

this looks good except for the movement, but I forgot how dumb it was. I think I only saw this one once

>>152533 #
it would be cool if the micromanagement-y stuff could just be switched to autopilot and you can insert yourself into any part of the ship and control just that section or battlement

>>152535 #
do you have the phat or the bitstarved version?

>>152536 #
I would set it in a procedural "galaxy" where you have to win the clone wars.

>heheheheh

>>152538 #
doesn't matter, it's just the cgi of certain parts.

The CGI / composition in this movie can be kind of jank. That's why the movement looks fucked up at times.

so was the republic using those toroid trade federation ships as well in that battle?

>>152545 #
No, the trade federation is allied with the separatists.

>>152546 #
okay, I'll check the symbol I saw after the movie

I pigged out on my snacks too quickly

I imagine skaven move like grievous

Padme is full jewish goblin now.

>>152553 #
still would

>Anakin will get booted out of the jedi if they figured out he's in a straight marriage

they sure talk about their feelings alot

There are a ton of deleted scenes that clear up the plot a ton and are great to watch

It's funny they used jewesses as the love interest/sex symbol in both this and the OG trilogy. though Hershlag passes pretty well for a shiksa
>Lucas knew what he was doing.
Someone around him definitely did at least.

>>152569 #
who hershlag

>>152574 #
Natalie Portman who plays Padme in this movie.

>>152575 #
I misunderstood 'passes pretty well for a sh*ksa',

>>152578 #
I should have said that better. She doesn't look particularly jewish, at least compared to Carrie Fisher.

the jedi are too much like cianiggers to not be controlling the republic

>>152584 #
Yes? Which meme?

>>152584 #
whats the meme

Wookie planet time.

I recognize this from a game but don't even remember this in the movie

>swamp level

The jungle armor is cool

>>152592 #
Probably from Knights of the Old Republic.

>>152596 #
no it was related to this
not improtant

>Chewbacca ws always wookie high command
>Him being a smuggler was just a state of being a temporarily embrassed millionaire
I hate that.

that scene was pretty black

The brevity of some of the scenes is kind of cool
Kind of like anime adaptations from manga, I feel like

>btw I killed your clonedaddy

>cucked by obi-wan

he looks like that australian tall goofy guy,
>>152615 #
oh never knew
i can hear it now

it's insane how many parts of this movie my mind refuses to remember

>>152614 #
I don't think that's a good thing for the movie. Compared to episode 1, or 4-6

>>152616 #
Yes. I don't mind admitting they are fun and unique but ep 1 & 2 are real slopfests.

Lizard horse doggo.

>>152617 #
*ep II and III I meant

>>152617 #
Episode I is the best IMO and I love the Clones vs Droid battle at the end.

>>152620 #
>>152617 #
If I understand, that's what I meant

>>152621 #
Yeah it's actually a classic despite its faults.

gosenzou

>I know there are things about the force they are not telling me
>like sex and smoking

he has a lot of years of indoctrination to overcome

Palpy knew Anakin was married, it would be surprising if the jedi council didn't know already.

>u must have say gex with me and the masonic council to access the knowledge!

wtf I'm an hour late

>>152639 #
Start the movie now. It has another hour and 15 minutes left for us.

Illya, I was going to watch the movie later anyway. Do you want to watch it in like an hour or so

>>152646 #
You two should just watch it in the main thread once it's done.

>>152647 #
That’s fine

The funny thing about Palpatine is that the dark side is just another religion according to republic law. The Jedi are just religiously oppressing Palpatine according to the law lmao.

>>152647 #
father and son movie night on mother's day

does the nigger not tell anyone what he learned?

>>152650 #
I’m not tigger, is he watching after too?

>>152652 #
idk I just saw him upthread and made the joke

CUCKED

>>152646 #
yes

Coruscant looks fantastic in this movie. Still better than Andor made just a few years ago.

>city planet
imagine the smeel

>>152658 #
Just live in the upper atmosphere....are you poor?

>most powerful man in the galaxy
>view from his apartment is traffic

>Anakin
>niggers are dangerous and criminals
>you did the right thing

what's wrong with Padme's womb again? why does he need a sith lord to save his baby? lmao

>>152664 #
Nothing. You will see what happens. Anakin is being fed force vision propaganda playing upon his fears.

>>152667 #
explain this deep tv lore shit

>>152669 #
Andor is something all the libshits love. It's their neo-lib rebellion against blump in the guise of star wars. It's also the only good thing Yidsney star wars has ever produced. Juxtaposing Andor with Jar Jar makes it look like the ridiculous liberal bullshit it is.

looks like obiwan was right to not like the clones

>the lizard's feet sound like tires doing a powerslide
lmoa

noble steed....

So this is basically what happened after ww2 right

>>152682 #
no the spooks were never genocided

Twi'leks are all sexo.

>>152684 #
So the spooks are just gonna use AI to do this to the IRL political structure?
I'm trying to get inside Lucas's mind here

>>152691 #
no they run the political structure. this is nothing like reality

>>152693 #
Ah but he gave Palpetine a giant nose
>>152698 #
The lore goes deeper than I thought

>>152685 #
they're space bantus

>>152693 #
>nothing like reality
Yeah, people laughed at Lucas talking about trade routes in Episode I, it's not funny now is it? I hear the straight of Hormuz crying.

>>152696 #
They are sexo slaves.

>>152695 #
it's not a jew nose even
sith are the cartoon enemy for the morality play

>>152697 #
that has nothing to do with the factional silliness of this or 'good' or 'bad' guys

>>152697 #
>I hear the straight of Hormuz crying.
?

>>152699 #
Kikes are evil and *nglos are their servants. Seems clear cut to me.

>>152703 #
the anglos in this are pretty much all jedi

this repulic muttgaurd does absolutely jackall in these movies

drinking tonight?

>just pass it to the senate and congress!

>first ever empire

>>152716 #
remember, lucas helped make the american postwar myth

>>152717 #
I've felt he's a useful idiot but I could be wrong.

>>152716 #
the script is obviously a stream of conscious hodgepodge of boomer ideology but I wouldn't read that much into it. I don't think these films had much influence other than what journokikes tried to interpret after their release.

>>152721 #
I tend to agree
>I don't think these films had much influence
but are the reddit types in love with the faggoty universe now? they were kids once.

>owning your own starship is like owning a yacht today

that ship is 95% sexo

>>152726 #
All the Naboo ships are.

>>152727 #
also that thing obiwan flew earlier after the duel

>>152724 #
>but are the reddit types in love with the faggoty universe now?
ehhh... are they? genx and shitlennial soys have been getting their political shit pushed in for years. whatever cultural holdover the prequels specifically had on them actually died with the yidnsey films because they are so reviled by their intellectual betters the right wing pre-2025

>>152728 #
The Naboo ships all stand apart like the Italian sports cars in Star Wars.

being able to see the stitching on her sleeve made her clothes look like something made at home from microfiber

>>152729 #
I mean believing in this kind of thing is one reason why they are politically retarded and fall for shit

>>152732 #
It's also a sign of being a normgroid.

>using the force for a domestic violence situation
>the secret service gets involved
No wonder the galaxy is messed up.

>>152738 #
Yes. gotta program the normalfags

is force push the only power the lightside jedis have? lol

>>152742 #
No. Obi-wan was doing mind tricks and stuff.

>>152743 #
that's different and you know it

I think overall? Ewan McGregor is the most underrated dude in the prequels. There's nothing I don't like about his portrayal of Obi-wan.

>>152747 #
He was praised on release for his role in the prequels.

>>152749 #
I seem to recall people at the time saying his acting wasn't intense enough or something.

>>152751 #
They are gay. I liked him on release when I saw these movies.

>>152752 #
He's consistently charismatic and good at his job throughout I think is why.

>>152753 #
He's a good actor.

>>152754 #
I was talking about Obi-Wan.

space swashbuckling

>>152758 #
Yeah, me too.

Imagine losing 10lbs of water in 30 minutes from the heat.

FAMOUS SCENE.

>>152762 #
doubt, but heal/cure are in games that predate prequels

>muh proto-lambda shuttle

>>152771 #
I think that ship with it is also something eh not right now

>she's lost the will to live

the cringe is strong with this scene

even hunted to near extinction, jedi are still splitting up families

I had to mute that part tbh

>and the boy, Luke, can live in poverty on a farm on the ass end of the galaxy
>sucks kid

>immortality
retarded

Shiki civilization mourns it's dead former teenage queen

>>152783 #
it's okay, it has a new one (brown)

>wife is clearly 25 years younger
>can't get her preggers
jej

lol, a world died becuase old farts adopted a foreign kid
>>152785 #
I couldn't make her out other than being ominously tan

I'm convinced Obi-wan mind tricked Beru and Owen into taking Luke at this point.

>>152787 #
based

we did it reddit

>>152791 #
Sunday now?
when are we watching space balls?

I'm back.

>>155263 #
Impostor.

Episode 3 rewatch
syncwatch

>>155264 #
no

>has to log in so people believe him
jej

>popcorn intensifies*

gogogogogoggogogoggogoo

Oh I just realized I can't horizonally tile mpv in kde. Annoying.

I started the thing

Is Illya still here?

>>155275 #
#rim

I love the Venator.

I guess this is one of those "impressive in the 2000s scenes"? There is too much clutter imo to cleanly follow.

>>155279 #
Yes, it was impressive on release.

>>155279 #
I haven't seen enough 2010s/20s movies to tell. Shut up.

>>155281 #
Marvel, there.

H

>>155279 #
>too much clutter and not easy to follow
Almost like a real war eh? Maybe that was the intention.

>>155285 #
I bet Illya made that post.

Why is Obi wan such a fruity anglo jej

GO R2!

coof coof

dwop youw weapons. i said dwop em

>Count Dookie

Christopher Lee (Dooku) was around 82 in this movie

>>155294 #
He's related to Robert E. Lee.

Ow.

That was over quick.

General Grievous was turned into a cyborg after a crash

>>155304 #
I thought he would be more robotic tbh.

Why did they make the droids sound cute

>>155307 #
I like it. It's better than muh serious.

>>155309 #
I don't get the joke

>I don't care if they know where married
They will kick him out of the Jedi for being heterosexually married.

ABE-APPROVES THIS MESSAGE

What a weird planet. Kind of a rolling plain world with all sorts of deep pit.

coof coof

>>155319 #
You aren't laughing about the coof post-2020 are you?

And nobody laughs about trade routes anymore.

>>155321 #
Actually, I'm laughing. The kikes are crying, good enough.

>>155323 #
Beat me to it. The jew is coming out with age. Compare that image to her in Leon.

>>155326 #
It's why the jedi fall
>be a robot

>>155326 #
What?

>>155327 #
He isn't telling him to be a robot

I think Yoda is my favourite character. He wouldn't be a supporter of democracy in an IRL scenario

I mean, by this point in the Clone Wars Anakin has waged war across the galaxy as a General, fought countless battles, how is he NOT a master by this point?

>>155331 #
muh passions and they're afraid of him because giga midichlorians

>>155332 #
Considering how easily he was manipulated by Sheev, seems justified

>Stay in office long after his term has expired
Trump has been laying the ground work for this.

>>155335 #
sex with daala...

I assume that bald woman is Sheev's gf? Illya, you like bald women right?

>>155335 #
#d141 (27)

>>155339 #
Bald looks weird.
>>155341 #
This.

Anakin is so dumb. It is absurd how easily manipulated he is.

>>155343 #
and Yoda knows this.

This is literally using the force to create butt babies. I just realized this.

>>155345 #
This movie is a fountain of memes

I didn't realize until I looked it up that Plagueis was Sheev's master.

The great temptation is planted.

>>155349 #
Palpy's story just now is supposed to imply that Plagueis created Anakin. Remember, Anakin's mom just became pregnant one day. It's supposed to be the result of a dark side ritual.

>>155338 #
>yenta
>henta
hentavirus

Clone troopers are so cool. I hate these dumb furries.

>tarzan yell by giant dog men

>>155354 #
You suck

>>155356 #
Wookies are dumb. Uniforms kouhai.
>>155352 #
...oh shit I never caught that.
>>155358 #
This anon is an anti-racist!

>>155357 #
>Wookies are dumb
That shouldn't be a reason to dislike them for you since you are dumb!

>>155354 #
Wookies look like they are good for hard manual labor.

>>155359 #
Crack that whip nigga

>>155357 #
>never caught that
I read it online years ago.

HE SAID IT

How did Lucas do the clones in the 2000s but yidsnet made half of them women and niggers

>>155345 #
All memes are born.

>>155363 #
The clones are Polynesian, which is kind of funny IMO.
>clone brownoids to be replaceable canon fodder

>Mad Max vibes tbh

>>155359 #
>Wookies look like they are good for hard manual labor.
Like strassoid

found yourself in my what?

What is Grievous's connection to the Sith?

>>155371 #
He's the General of the Separatists. The Sith are playing both sides of this war against each other.

good mid-game boss fight

crabman!

Creepy insect-walking

>ywn have a good doggo dragon pet

How long has Palpatine been grooming Ani?

>>155378 #
Since Episode II.

BRUTAL

If strasser's favourite jedi had let him come to arrest Sheev it's possible Anakin never would have become Vader, I think

All they do is say no to Anakin.

>>155384 #
Anakin is a great fighter but still has to grow up. It's kind of obvious.

What is with the primordial-sounding chanting

oops opened wrong thread
>>155359 #
yeah they tried making them slave grunt labor in empire

Time for silly.

LIGHTNING MAN

>The oppression of the sith will never return
Technically, the jedi are in the wrong here. The sith are just another religion from the point of view of the law.

I would estimate Anakin's IQ to be like 90

>>155395 #
^

>>155397 #
He was electro-defenestrated in fact

>>155402 #
Because Lucas has to "explain" why the Emperor looked so weird in Return of the Jedi. It couldn't be that the Emperor is really old because the timeline fucks that up, so it's premature aging.

>>155402 #
He looks like a rothschild or rockefeller or bong royal in old age

>>155403 #
It was the lightnings what done it. Its a two-edged sword.

>>155406 #
I know it's the lightning.