For any late anons, the change is because Illya bailed on movie night.

>>141712 #
#8ball (Anta baka?)

Timer for GitS: Innocence
syncwatch

>>141869 #
Finally!

>>141872 #
Anon needed an extra 10 minutes to fap to anime

gogogogogogoggogogogogogogoggogogogogogogogoggogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogoggooggogogo

>>141881 #
What situation?

>>141883 #
The closed my mobile bank account for made up reasons right as I was about to buy dinner

Is it almost over, I want to watch The Mummy

>>141884 #
That sucks.

I guess you will have you watch during the week. Maybe you can organize a viewing with Sillya since she is slutnapping right now.

Idk if illya is a girl but it is noteworthy that the tracker aligned perfectly with his/her behavior

>>141889 #
What tracker?

>>141891 #
The period tracker. Anon predicted 17th as her period and illya complained about tummy pain on the night of the 16th.
>Yes, it is very common for women to feel tired during and immediately after their period

>>141892 #
LMAO. Well, she is one talented girl then for being able to code.

Wait, is this supposed to be 3d animated?

>>141896 #
It appears so. Combining 3d with anime would have been still novel back in 2004 I think.

>>141898 #
A very sharp difference from the original. That had exellent animation, even viewed at 2x speed

i'm leaving dum arguments behind and watching
oh it's that music again

Oh, have anons seen Titan A.E.? That combines 3d / animation and it's from the late 90s.

I liked bimbo Motoko from the 3DCGI show we watched.

Wait, is he old now?

I love how the el-ites have the robot hardware and can't get the software to work. It's teasing them.
>Infinite slaves are so close
>t. Satan to the el-ites

>>141892 #
>w*m*n cancels movie plans last minute
yes yes its all starting to make sense

>>141904 #
Robits would be enforcers, slave drivers and assassins.

They are already an entire psyop depoartment.

>>141892 #
But how did anon figure out when her period starts? He must have been tracking it for months.

>>141905 #
>w*m*n cancels movie plans last minute
most anon are like that tbh

i hear a pig squealing
what happened to lolimotoko from end of first movie?

>using asimov's 3 laws of robotics

The only thing that keeps me from believing sillya is a woman is that xer mom kept asking if xe was gay for a few weeks after seeing his anime doll collection.
But who knows.
>>141924 #
>But like every other piece of evidence lines up for him being a girl
Oh yeah the other thing though is that xe talked about fucking girls, with xis benis.
But then xe went back on the topic of pussy-eating and said xe likes it now (as in, likes doing it), but then when i asked about it a few months later, he said that it's only okay if girls do it. So, that at least appears to be implying that xe is a girl.

>>141922 #
This too. Illya buttfucked a weebette before

I like the style of vehicles and archetecture. better than our world.

>books in your kitchen

>holopaper
That's cool sci-fi.

*sniffs*

>>141924 #
There's also another peculiarity I noticed that indicates girlhood but I am hesitant to say it

>>141932 #
just post the Illya period chart every month, worst case it trolls him good

>>141933 #
I'm not the one who made it but if the average is 28 days it should be the 15th?

>>141935 #
Are you shiki?

>>141935 #
I thought you went to bed.
>Illya is not a girl
Yeah but evidence anons have accumulated is funny

speculate gay shit in the main thread

>>141935 #
>thought i was a girl
I never thought you were a girl because you always came across as an effeminate male autist. I do think Illya's sex is worth looking into.

We have to watch Blade Runner, the 80s movie, so Illya can see what inspired cyberpunk.

Does dog exist?

>>141933 #
Anyway the other peculiarity is that Illya usually likes the AI gens of Link with yuris, whereas male yuri fans would typically seethe at those (like momo and shiki did) even if they don't always show it.
Liking those gens as a yurist is a rather girlish thing, I think.

jesus you're annoying
this is the MOVIE thread

>>141949 #
and you aren't talking about the movie.

>>141951 #
I was
go seethe elsewhere

Real estate is how stupid people get rich.

>he hacked our eyes
Yeah, don't put untrusted firmware into your body. Have anons played Deus Ex: Human Revolution?

let the robot take point

>>141955 #
>Have anons played Deus Ex: Human Revolution?
Those who haven't will eventually, IRL!

>>141961 #
Their lives will be a smart contract on the blockchain

OFF TOPIC
REEEE

>>141961 #
Is that the original or the remake where all the guys who are chinese have boston accents

>>141966 #
It was the sequel to the original I think, it was really good actually

>>141968 #
those were beagles lmao
pretty sure that's a basset hound

>>141970 #
I had a beagle and I want to see Fauci killed.

>>141971 #
animal cruelty and defiling nature should be punished with having acid thrown at your face for each count.

>>141971 #
>I want to see Fauci killed
many have been saying this
sadly nothing will ever happen

I like the animation in this movie, IDK why.

this architecture is ugly. not sure where it's

>>141975 #
>this architecture is ugly. not sure where it
i like it. it's cybergothic art deco and i enjoy it.

What if I do next week with The Mummy and Escape from New York and the following week The Mummy Returns and Escape from L.A.?

The animation so far is really good where needed followed by simple freeze frame conversations, which is typical.

Forgot how heavily this movie quotes philosophy
>no wonder Sillya thought it was slow and not worth watching again
I believe the next scene is total mind fuckery

>>141982 #
You are right shiki, JP3 is on the list. JP3 and The Mummy win next week's movie thread.

>>141977 #
this bits like 40k or something, but most of it isn't human. it's just spires and birds and miasma

>>141980 #
Illya thinks everything is slow. She will be forced to rewatch The Thing, They Live, and Mad Max 1 at least 3 times.

>>141986 #
needs more girls holding hands.

>>141986 #
>slow
This. Zoomers all have brain rot.

Yes! The song

A 3DCGI sequence I really enjoyed was episode 6 of the Bocchi show where they performed for the first time.

has anything happened since the song?

This is one of those movies where the protagonist, the major, comes back in the last 10 minutes to save the day right?
>the major is missing
>illya is missing
He did this to be thematic with the Major, he's she's being a theater kid tonight.

>chinese parade robits
HUH?

>>141997 #
Crazy weather we're having lately, it's so cold and rainy out, don't you think?

>>141995 #
so far so good

>>142000 #
keep it that way.

>man from the maching
Now begins mind fuck

>>142002 #
No I mean so far no cancers. I breathed and other stuff lots of burnt wastes as a kid.

What are they burning? Robits?

>>142005 #
Let me guess, your family / relatives had burn pits in the country where they chucked in everything?

>>142008 #
yep

Illya doesn't like strasser's bimbos either. Women are threatened by pictures of women "prettier" than themselves.

Not sure what instrument some kind of bell thing that is but this song slaps too

>>142011 #
Nobody but tigger likes your bimbos.

>>142014 #
Is tigger futuba?

>>142011 #
>bimbos
>pretty
lmao

>>142016 #
quote un-quote.

If there is one movie to be hyped up for is The Backrooms.

>>142018 #
It's made by A24 isn't it? I'm just not going to watch it

>>142019 #
Yes but the zoomer kid who popularized it on jewtube is the director. It has potential.

Only the japs are capable of such introspective plot elements

got behind, this is watchable sped up
>>142022 #
in cartoons, maybe

>mindfuck intensifies
>>142028 #
Now that I'm watching it again after having seen PMMM, idk
>>142029 #
They're in the digital equivalent of a witches labyrinth

Is this whole movie showing us why Batou is the sergeant to the Major's character being the officer?

Am I crazy or did the movie just repeat but slightly differnetly?

>>142029 #
yes and yes

>>142030 #
#kick in mouth

loam

>anomaly detected
>go back

I don't understand how a modern day battleship wouldn't work. Especially with drones everywhere. Load up a battleship with phalanx and big cannons and it can unload.

I had to get food did I miss the scene where batou whips out the M249 that part was poggers

>>142039 #
Yes and it was poggers.

>>142039 #
20-30 minutes ago

i wasn't looking, was that some golem shit or something?

>>142046 #
Yes, japs strike again with the subtle noticing

>>142048 #
>busy scrolling through hoes
>attempting to deliver a thesis
hmmm, yes, very astute

>do you really have a wife and kids?
those trashmen were funny

>>142048 #
her face gave me cancer that burning chemicals couldn't

Would anons be interested in watching all of the Lord of the Rings movies after Star Wars?
>>142056 #
Illya hasn't seen them.

>>142055 #
No, shut the fuck up normie

>>142055 #
someday but too much too soon

>>142055 #
no

>>142057 #
You are bad at stutterposting.

>>142057 #
Nobody is making you watch anything.

>>142057 #
Ok, you make the thread and we will watch your slow movies that are intellectual.

and futuba, the slop threads on Sunday or Friday's, off movie nights. It's not an issue. Anyone can join or not.
>new
That's for Saturday's which is the main event. The reason we are doing Star Wars on Sunday is so it doesn't interfere with Saturdays.
>>142066 #
Here comes the cuck joke.

Everyone please pay attention and stop planning this is the peak of GitS

When I promote some millennial slop movie, it's for a Sunday or Friday.

>>142068 #
okay understood, the last 20 minutes of this are amazing tho please tune in

Is this the introduction of battle bots with AI? Wasn't in the first one for whatever reason although it's in the manga.

>>142069 #
Yes, the animation is clearly where the budget went.

>>142071 #
just wait for the plot twist at the end
i have goosebumps rn

they made them very unsexy

>>142073 #
Yes, it's bad granny butt.

>>142070 #
>my little warsex bot can't be this cute!

fucken chinks

>>142073 #
Philosophy > Sexo

The 1995 movie had great visuals but for some reason I liked the animation of this better and it's not the CGI.

Now for the pedogate dogwhistle

>>142086 #
I liked first movie better but it was more of a simple story and pretty short feeling

>>142088 #
Plotwise or animation / visuals or both?

Oooooooooo is this the inspiration of GLADOS?

>>142087 #
Pretty over the top dog whistle.

>>142091 #
I guarantee nobody besides super schizos actually heard it back in 2004

>>142089 #
they're just very different. sort of

So how does the Major end up back in a robutt body and associated with Section 9?

>>142096 #
This and the original movie are not in the same timeline as GitS 2045 or and stand alone complex materials

sooooooooooo
regular daughter? robot doll?

Intermission
syncwatch

>>142097 #
Yeah and that's a terrible idea because we know that manufacturers love spending all their time writing firmware.

>>142101 #
firmware on outdated chips for wireless/rf communication? absolutely.
which is why this isn't the case now, but soon.

>>142092 #
I wasn't politically or otherwise aware at the time cause was too young but I have seen things about pedogate, directly associated with those networks back to 1920 or so. It's not new, it's very powerful and it's not small. I bet in 2004 it was on the lips of jones and icke but it's been happing in the public eye since the 90s or so.

big chorus
there's also something about an italian museum? in the credits

Choral song
According to the soundtrack's liner notes, the haunting choral song that plays throughout the film is a wedding song, sung to get rid of all evil influences that are about to follow. The lyrics of the song itself seems to reflect the union between Kusanagi and Project 2501 which takes place towards the end of the movie. Kenji Kawai originally wanted to use Bulgarian folk singers, but was unable to find any, so he relied on the Japanese folk song choir he used earlier in the Ranma 1/2 anime. The song uses an ancient form of the Japanese language mixed with Bulgarian harmony and traditional Japanese notes.

from first movie but at least parts are the same if not all the bits

I'll let one of you sound guys find more details from Innocence song, I'm too tarded rn.

Timer for Big Trouble in Little China
syncwatch

>>142109 #
I believe it goes by "the Doll House" with a part 1 and 2 unless we're both shitfaced trying to do algorithmic maths rn

gogogogogogoggoo

>>142113 #
zozzle

>>142113 #
What is this nigger meme? I keep seeing it posted.

>>142116 #
part of homuguca culter est. 2 weeks ago
please become attuned

>>142116 #
it was just dumness, it's nothing

BING BONG CHING CHONG.

>kim cattral
Sex and the city whore. Literally partially responsible for anons dating problems.

Chink civilization is evil.

I'm behind movie but there was another trump assassination attempt.

>>142123 #
Yeah we saw.

>>142123 #
>another trump assassination attempt
the show must go on...

Is there time right, 11:30 or so

>>142125 #
We can't even be blamed a little bit, it was a brown commiefornian.

>>142122 #
What happened? I missed first 11 minutes

>she's a human rights lawyer
Yeah, she's nuts.

FONG WONG DONG BING BONG CHONG

I was eating in the Chinatown this movie takes place in a few days ago

>>142131 #
Get me a tech job.

>>142132 #
Okay, you must move this tractor trailer through china town with technical precision
Good ruck!

MMA destroyed the soyjak marital artist.

What I don't like about this movie is that it feels like it tries too hard to intentionally be dumb fun and it's kind of obnoxious

>>142135 #
It's a John Carpenter movie.

>badass with akimo revolvers
>blows entire load on a billboard
sad!

>>142136 #
The Thing is a genuinely great movie

>>142138 #
His movies are hit or miss.

Also, we should watch Kurt Russells movie Overboard.

>>142140 #
is it a comedy film like this one?

I'm surprised the libs haven't called this movie out for it's fu manchu "racism".

>>142141 #
>comedy
Yes but it's different. He tricks a rich hoe with amnesia that she is his wife to help him with his 4 boys because he's a widower.

>Jack Burton, who is portrayed as a bumbling, overconfident sidekick who thinks he is the main hero
Oh. It all makes sense now. That actually makes this movie very funny.

Burton is the hero though.

Strasser would be the kind of guy to mistake himself as the hero MC so he doesn't get the humour of Kurt Russell's role, lmao

>>142147 #
Then how come the asian incels got out of the way of the truck? Their magic is bullshit.

How is Russell not the hero?

>>142151 #
>the asian incel is the hero
No.

>>142147 #
>>142151 #
What humor? Without Burton, there is no story, he's the hero.

>What humor? Without Strasser, there is no story, he's the hero.

>the 80's
>over 50 years ago
>classic cars were still common
what a world

>>142156 #
1989 was 37 years ago.

>>142157 #
This movie is from 1986.

>>142158 #
He said 'over 50'

Whats with all the fast and shallow introductions?

>>142158 #
>>142159 #
>mathmagicians
the 80's were easily over 70 years ago

This chinese cougar is hot

Not much of a hidden door.

>>142162 #
No.

>ancient chinese secret

>>142164 #
The one in the red dress

>asian incels appear again

>kukris are from china
has this even been fact checked?
did such technology even exist back in the 70's?

I think the small kurkris are cool but if they used normal sized kukris, the tiny gooks couldn't properly weild them. Having handled them, I am very surprised ghurkas can swing them regularly as a tool.

Russell in this movie is actually Strasser's character

This movie is about being an irony poisoned liberal mocking prole masculinity.

>>142172 #
You know I'm right. It's poison.
>you must be from harvard and have correct upper class wasp masculinity
>you can't be a trucker and just want to do the right thing

>le humours are out of balance
way ahead of its time!

The chinks are notoriously superstitious and prone to gambling.

>>142175 #
Based western values poster

>ponytail maxxers win
what an alien timeline

>>142177 #
Not very much so. The Merovingian kings would choose to die than cut their hair

I get the humor, it's wasp self hating bullshit, that's why burton is the butt of the joke. Fuck Carpenter. He sperged out in 2016 over Trump's candidacy.

>Strasser becomes aware that he isn't the main character

>>142180 #
I'm not wasp.

>spirit city was LONG FORETOLD
TO SELL SLUTTY COSTUMES FOR WHORES AND SHITTY COSTUMES FOR CHILDREN

>muh kung-fu
jej

Russell's character could be strasser or tesla tbh

physics!

>>142187 #
and through sheer strength saves himself and his chink incel friend.

>chink guy always has to tell burton what to do
Carpenter is such a cuck.

The real magic is the keltek firing 4 rounds without a malfunction.

>>142193 #
The mummy is great.

>>142193 #
A movie was a lot of reading and paying attention. This is action sillyness.

Why would they let the distance be closed when they have guns?

>>142193 #
>shorter
No, it's called pacing and the mummy is much better paced.

This movie is WASP irony poisoning, that's why anons are having issues with it.

I have sparred with women and they are MUCH weaker than men. Even if they have a severe skill superiority, the average man can just overpower them in a way that overcomes a skill.

I could never curl my way out of an armbar done by a man but more than once I have done so against women.

>the tek 9 got wet
>just wipe it off
I'm sure this is realistic

>>142205 #
It will work, just be irony poisoned harder.

>mma is about humping a man into submission
>not like this silly kung-fu

>>142206 #
at least they pretended not to give him an infinite magazine

LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANZ

>>142210 #
I like practical effects.

Where did chicken face sasquach come from? WHAT

>>142213 #
ANCIENT CHINESE SECRET

>green eyes
She's from Khazahkstan.

>to western eyes
>this buffalo penis in these bottles is priceless
>muh cultural supremacy
Carpenter is such a libshit faggot.

>sillya gets to sleep through all of this
starting to get jealous

>terrible form flailing with weapons
do no be like this
buy a sword and learn to use it

>>142219 #
There are more like this with guns and it's just as painful there if you are skilled, although less obvious.

YOU WILL COME OUT NO MORE

>>142220 #
The lack of gun skills and realism in films is at least widely noticeable to anyone who knows how they work
But as a dedicated sword weeb I just wish the directors would have realized that moving normal pace with those cheap light blades and speeding it up in post-production would have looked better than flailing
But then again WASP boy is still waving around his single magazine like he didn't already empty the clip 30 minutes ago

Obvious prop knife is obvious.

Was he eating a fish?

>>142223 #
There are very many tards and boomers that take gun knowledge from hollyjews, anon. Like the 50bmg passing by blowing chunks off of you.

I am going to give Sillya a piece of my mind when she wakes up

>>142223 #
>real sparring
Yeah if you have participated in or watched current hema at any real level, the speed they go is faster than ever shown in movies, even when they're supposed to be going
>fast
The same exact thing is true with guns. Real speed is not only obtainable IRL but is faster and more accurate when there is sufficent skill. Your average A level USPSA shooter can hit a headshot at 25 yards and farther without issue. Seen more than one make that shot at 100 yards, which I can only do with good ammo.

Jack Burton kinda gives Resident Evil protag vibes

>>142228 #
For those that don't know or understand, deltaforce is only about the level of an A class shooter, whereas their head instructor is a GM or M. If you make it to M or GM or the equivalent you're better than all but their best.

Lmao

>>142228 #
>gravity defying acrobatics while wielding swords
okay I forgot how silly this was

Knives like that are the most fun to throw, you don't hold them by the blade though that's retarded hollywood shit

watch this scene

>>142259 #
just a tad silly

CHING CHONG BING BONG BING CHILLING

Short haired qt3.14

I think I hate john carpenter