>>142122 #
What happened? I missed first 11 minutes

>she's a human rights lawyer
Yeah, she's nuts.

FONG WONG DONG BING BONG CHONG

I was eating in the Chinatown this movie takes place in a few days ago

>>142131 #
Get me a tech job.

>>142132 #
Okay, you must move this tractor trailer through china town with technical precision
Good ruck!

MMA destroyed the soyjak marital artist.

What I don't like about this movie is that it feels like it tries too hard to intentionally be dumb fun and it's kind of obnoxious

>>142135 #
It's a John Carpenter movie.

>badass with akimo revolvers
>blows entire load on a billboard
sad!

>>142136 #
The Thing is a genuinely great movie

>>142138 #
His movies are hit or miss.

Also, we should watch Kurt Russells movie Overboard.

>>142140 #
is it a comedy film like this one?

I'm surprised the libs haven't called this movie out for it's fu manchu "racism".

>>142141 #
>comedy
Yes but it's different. He tricks a rich hoe with amnesia that she is his wife to help him with his 4 boys because he's a widower.

>Jack Burton, who is portrayed as a bumbling, overconfident sidekick who thinks he is the main hero
Oh. It all makes sense now. That actually makes this movie very funny.

Burton is the hero though.

Strasser would be the kind of guy to mistake himself as the hero MC so he doesn't get the humour of Kurt Russell's role, lmao

>>142147 #
Then how come the asian incels got out of the way of the truck? Their magic is bullshit.

How is Russell not the hero?

>>142151 #
>the asian incel is the hero
No.

>>142147 #
>>142151 #
What humor? Without Burton, there is no story, he's the hero.

>What humor? Without Strasser, there is no story, he's the hero.

>the 80's
>over 50 years ago
>classic cars were still common
what a world

>>142156 #
1989 was 37 years ago.

>>142157 #
This movie is from 1986.

>>142158 #
He said 'over 50'

Whats with all the fast and shallow introductions?

>>142158 #
>>142159 #
>mathmagicians
the 80's were easily over 70 years ago

This chinese cougar is hot

Not much of a hidden door.

>>142162 #
No.

>ancient chinese secret

>>142164 #
The one in the red dress

>asian incels appear again

>kukris are from china
has this even been fact checked?
did such technology even exist back in the 70's?

I think the small kurkris are cool but if they used normal sized kukris, the tiny gooks couldn't properly weild them. Having handled them, I am very surprised ghurkas can swing them regularly as a tool.

Russell in this movie is actually Strasser's character

This movie is about being an irony poisoned liberal mocking prole masculinity.

>>142172 #
You know I'm right. It's poison.
>you must be from harvard and have correct upper class wasp masculinity
>you can't be a trucker and just want to do the right thing

>le humours are out of balance
way ahead of its time!

The chinks are notoriously superstitious and prone to gambling.

>>142175 #
Based western values poster

>ponytail maxxers win
what an alien timeline

>>142177 #
Not very much so. The Merovingian kings would choose to die than cut their hair

I get the humor, it's wasp self hating bullshit, that's why burton is the butt of the joke. Fuck Carpenter. He sperged out in 2016 over Trump's candidacy.

>Strasser becomes aware that he isn't the main character

>>142180 #
I'm not wasp.

>spirit city was LONG FORETOLD
TO SELL SLUTTY COSTUMES FOR WHORES AND SHITTY COSTUMES FOR CHILDREN

>muh kung-fu
jej

Russell's character could be strasser or tesla tbh

physics!

>>142187 #
and through sheer strength saves himself and his chink incel friend.

>chink guy always has to tell burton what to do
Carpenter is such a cuck.

The real magic is the keltek firing 4 rounds without a malfunction.

>>142193 #
The mummy is great.

>>142193 #
A movie was a lot of reading and paying attention. This is action sillyness.

Why would they let the distance be closed when they have guns?

>>142193 #
>shorter
No, it's called pacing and the mummy is much better paced.

This movie is WASP irony poisoning, that's why anons are having issues with it.

I have sparred with women and they are MUCH weaker than men. Even if they have a severe skill superiority, the average man can just overpower them in a way that overcomes a skill.

I could never curl my way out of an armbar done by a man but more than once I have done so against women.

>the tek 9 got wet
>just wipe it off
I'm sure this is realistic

>>142205 #
It will work, just be irony poisoned harder.

>mma is about humping a man into submission
>not like this silly kung-fu

>>142206 #
at least they pretended not to give him an infinite magazine

LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANZ

>>142210 #
I like practical effects.

Where did chicken face sasquach come from? WHAT

>>142213 #
ANCIENT CHINESE SECRET

>green eyes
She's from Khazahkstan.

>to western eyes
>this buffalo penis in these bottles is priceless
>muh cultural supremacy
Carpenter is such a libshit faggot.

>sillya gets to sleep through all of this
starting to get jealous

>terrible form flailing with weapons
do no be like this
buy a sword and learn to use it

>>142219 #
There are more like this with guns and it's just as painful there if you are skilled, although less obvious.

YOU WILL COME OUT NO MORE

>>142220 #
The lack of gun skills and realism in films is at least widely noticeable to anyone who knows how they work
But as a dedicated sword weeb I just wish the directors would have realized that moving normal pace with those cheap light blades and speeding it up in post-production would have looked better than flailing
But then again WASP boy is still waving around his single magazine like he didn't already empty the clip 30 minutes ago

Obvious prop knife is obvious.

Was he eating a fish?

>>142223 #
There are very many tards and boomers that take gun knowledge from hollyjews, anon. Like the 50bmg passing by blowing chunks off of you.

I am going to give Sillya a piece of my mind when she wakes up

>>142223 #
>real sparring
Yeah if you have participated in or watched current hema at any real level, the speed they go is faster than ever shown in movies, even when they're supposed to be going
>fast
The same exact thing is true with guns. Real speed is not only obtainable IRL but is faster and more accurate when there is sufficent skill. Your average A level USPSA shooter can hit a headshot at 25 yards and farther without issue. Seen more than one make that shot at 100 yards, which I can only do with good ammo.

Jack Burton kinda gives Resident Evil protag vibes

>>142228 #
For those that don't know or understand, deltaforce is only about the level of an A class shooter, whereas their head instructor is a GM or M. If you make it to M or GM or the equivalent you're better than all but their best.

Lmao

>>142228 #
>gravity defying acrobatics while wielding swords
okay I forgot how silly this was

Knives like that are the most fun to throw, you don't hold them by the blade though that's retarded hollywood shit

watch this scene

>>142259 #
just a tad silly

CHING CHONG BING BONG BING CHILLING

Short haired qt3.14

I think I hate john carpenter