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>>144612 #
I know this movienight is already taken but I'm gonna make a thread for the next movienight. I any suggestions for B movie?

A movie is gonna be Live and Let Die with the villian being a giganigger so it'll be a good A movie.

>>145437 #
The book describes Mr. Big as a large, broad, imposing nigger with heart issues because of his large stature. Kinda like Larry Wheels

>>145437 #
>can I go ahead and reserve next movie night with another nigger movieeeeee?
why not, isn't this the noow?

>>146578 #
>the noow?
the norm now*
interesting, torrenting apparently hogs enough of the bandwidth to lag keystrokes in live posting

Need a 15 min delay for to cook noodles, pls

>>146640 #
Ok. We will delay by 15 minutes.

>>146641 #
Thanks

Anons who is making noodles, are you ready?

Timer for Jurassic Park III
syncwatch

I think I watched this on VHS approximately 100 times when I was but a young gucelet

>207 miles west of costa rica
Too bad the dino can't eat the jungle beaners.

>they went 207 miles in that small bote

I'm behind. Where did the bote pilot go?

>>146671 #
Dinosaur atte him supposedly.

Why is he giving big lecture on dinos when he has seen dinos IRL?

>>146674 #
To show he's an important but lonely guy. Nobody really knows he's seen them IRL, that hasn't been established.

>>146674 #
same reason he said his name to the bird over and over, to tell the audience?
was she a love interest? the girl from the first? I wasn't here

>>146674 #
He is a paleontologist

>>146675 #
Was that not a major point of it in the second movie?

>>146678 #
>sequel
Oh, they just answered the question, they know he was at Jurassic Park.

cell phones were cooler before smartphones happened

>>146680 #
Yes. I miss them. I dropped my old flip phone from 40 ft up once and it was fine.

>highly recommended
>fat nigger

>dress up a barrett as a 20mm semi auto
It's not large enough of a frame, the magazine well doesn't work.
>it's the anti air one specifically
>mounted a random camera lens as the scope

what a dum looking plane boneyard

>>146680 #
that ringtone will give you ptsd soon

3d printers were around in the 90s but due to patents were not commercially available until the late 10s because were waiting for people to die.

>3d printer in the movie
That's pretty cool

>>146688 #
They were super cool and high tech in 2001.

Didn't this guy just have an episode of PTSD from that?

Are we gonna watch jurassic world as well?

>>146693 #
alas she's wearing a wifebeater underneath

Country music 🤮

Blonde short haired cutey

>>146695 #
it keeps the niggers away

>>146697 #
it's negrified and synthesized so it no longer drives them away.

>>146698 #
Classical music does.

What I wonder is why they didn't get a bush pilot or a special forces pilot to fly the plane. That would have been ideal

Having a nigger on the plane is a problem.

>>146701 #
You will find out why later, this is answered.

We need to burn more fossil fuels to create enough biomass to support those animals. Too bad the kikes blew up the middle east oil infrastructure.

>what's a bad idea
Being a Karen.

>pistol shots
Nigger that's suposed to be a 20mm cannnon. That should be LOUDER THAN THUNDER

>>146661 #
timer

This movie rayciss gainst black pie-lits

>>146709 #
and that's a good thing.

Imagine being SO RICH that you don't even think of having a backup plane, helocopter or boat circling the island, nor backup nearby.

Fucking retards didn't even have a QRF

this movie is not good sped up

>>146711 #
This will be answered later.

I can't imagine a nigger is tasty to any dino.

>>146715 #
>the dinosaur doesn't like Lawry's

I'd imagine all of this could have been avoided had they asked the dino expert who's been there twice about the ecosystem on the iseland of dinos.

even on normal speed this looks awful

>>146719 #
This movie hasn't aged well. The 1993 movie looks better. I guess Spielberg is just that much of a better director

This movie is so bad my noodles are already gone. Sad, no more noodles.

>>146721 #
We don't care

>there's an hour left

that thing just ran into a double tree and they were safe
oh it's the big fish eating the slightly smaller fish naboo thing

0 people are listening to the expert on dinos and that's why everything bad is happening.

The t-rex vs spinosaurus fight is the big deal. Now that the boomer t-rex is dead you can take the spinosaurus seriously as the big bad.

>>146726 #
t-rex looked better

>let your 12yo son go parasailing over dino iseland with no way to signal or backup at all despite having a fuckton of money
This is the correct amount of retarded for rich people.

>>146730 #
what is their money? I'd think an actual rich person would just fly in and start massacring dinosaurs and anyone there would be able to signal the giant shooty planes/choppers

>>146731 #
They're supposed to be multimillonaires.

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2019/feb/03/john-chau-christian-missionary-death-sentinelese
This story is funny and kind of related.

>>146732 #
this seems more plausible for not really rich people
yeah, oklahoma business person, people got lost doing touristy things, that makes more sense

>they run a midwest local hardware store
and that explains why they didn't do X.

Saar i am sorry check is no good
I will do your bathroom saar

>>146736 #
honestly, that explains the lack of threat awareness.

>>146738 #
shopkeepers would be pretty close to worst possible at it all

so.... that's her husband's corpse?
>it's not the corpse of my husband that just swung and hit me that I'm freaking out about...
women...

>>146746 #
her second husband's corpse. now she's thinking about the old one.

>women repeatedly does retarded shit that gets her and others in danger
yeah, that's very realistic.

I didnt' hear the second husband thing

>>146749 #
He was a "friend" who took her son to Costa Rica. "friend" I think in this context means fucking the ex-wife.

Sam Neil is New Zealand-ish. Do they make any movies? I wonder what he's like doing his own accent.

Why would they repeatedly do the most retarded things possible?

>>146752 #
that's the main plot holding all hollywood films together

>>146751 #
>do they make any movies
>forgetting the lord of the rings

>>146754 #
I mean native stuff, like all those tv shows from there. But movies.

>hurt his foot kicking a venting machine wrong
>no one else stops to get food and water
The most retarded shit constantly

Look like 60s idea of space age incubators

Why did 0 others have any guns at all on them? Wouldn't it have made a ton of sense for everyone to at least have something like 45-70 lever guns or elephant rifles?

That raptor is going to starve. IIRC they did a bunch of bullshit history channel / tlc/ discovery channel bullshit about how plausible this movie was back in '01.

>>146759 #
I think the whole point of the shows is that the people with guns get killed immediately to make the story work.

>>146761 #
Why do none of them have knives to make spears with? Why do none of them have bats or spears?

The one thing I appreciate about this movie is how little setup there is. We know where this is going so just start the action from when the plane lands.

>>146760 #
>how plausible this movie was
everything is advertising

>>146764 #
I know.

>Chad talking raptors
>virgin divorcee Oklahoma hardware store owner

>>146762 #
just watch the damn movie and stop asking a hundred questions
t. normalfags

aminals snap necks by shaking

Jurassic World turned the raptors into dogs, it's gay. These raptors are awesome. Especially the way they snapped that guys neck.

>>146769 #
I don't think they'd ever animate that and put it in a pg13 film, anon. Also, no stunt doubles cause it actually kills people.

>>146770 #
america needs raptors badly.

>>146772 #
We need something to fight the pibble menace.

>>146773 #
just to handle the homeless, it would solve a lot of problems.

>>146774 #
No, the homeless exist because of de-industrialization, 3rd world immigration, and housing bubbles. The answer is to kill the rich.

>>146775 #
The answer is to kill jews, spics and niggers you fucking retard.

>eating the dogfood in a post-collapse mini-world
>anons argue about politics and economics

>no matter how this turns out
>it wasn't your fault
>he just went to this island with your 'friend'
>but its not your fault

Wouldn't a reflective panel or a glowstick or a couple radios solve all of the issues with finding him? All of these are basic things for survival stuff.

anklyosaurs were always my favorite cattlelike dinos as a kid

if they can figure out doors they could figure out that latch. Unless they're too big to get in.

>>146781 #
they'd have had to care first.

>>146782 #
they seem to care a lot
hunting everyone down all the time

>>146783 #
but they'd have to care that something is in there first

these sets are nearly star trek tier, other than probably being more correct plants
>>146786 #
then they're setting out potted plants and have sculpted all the ground in some of them

>>146785 #
it's hawaii, hawaii is star trek tier.

>run into big open field near giant fence
Oh no

Wheres the sat phone?

>>146788 #
why? it's great except for all the people

>>146789 #
Living there is very different. I had a relative who lived there and so I left the hood for a year because I got free rent. The plane ticket cost nothing and I scammed my self into going to university there for 1.5 years as a "local" by using that address to "prove" I was there. Then his job moved him elswhere and I had to leave. Remember, learning to cook makes you a welcome houseguest for most people. jej.

>>146793 #
Generic military contracting technically, he was former military.

Why would that giant thing give a single fuck about morsels like that? It coulda jumped

Someone needs to find the user who keeps asking autistic quesitons

>>146790 #
>job
which part of the government did he work for?

>>146790 #
Still seems great to me. Except when I said all the people I don't mean just the numbers, but that most all of them suck.

Why throw the bag?

>>146794 #
Ohau is overcrowded. The North Shore is so nice.

>>146796 #
So, like most things, the place itself is great, the people are the problem?

there's an anon on /out/ who does tism dives in to caves and stuff, if anon is ever in a position where he has to walk on something like this apparently the edges and the beam are what you walk on.

>>146798 #
>because there are so many people.
sewage? runoff?

>>146798 #
people don't have that much dandruff, if it's not things being dumped it's from the way the ocean is moving the floor or something

>>146798 #
>the whole island is super corrupt too.
That's everywhere, anon. Some places pretend it's not or know to have things function to a basic level.

Were they supposed to be meat eaters?

The native hawaiaans are super buck broken about everything. The island in reality is a military welfare state and poor.

>>146803 #
that was a human skull

>base jump for no reason
Wat

>>146806 #
Quit asking questions that will be answered 88 seconds later.

I don't watch MacGyver but I've seen the one where he (stuntman) hang-glides onto a tower in the desert to save some birbs multiple times. It always seems to be on tv.

>>146809 #
yeah the old one

>water is always deep enough to break a fall

silly billy!

>>146798 #
>Isn't that an argument for nobility?
Yes but nobility comes from violence exclusively. Being born into it doesn't work and has never worked. It's only created corruption.

>>146811 #
anon is this your first time watching a movie?

>theory time

>>144904 #
Sorry about forgetting. I know, been busy and sick.

>>146805 #
Where did they get it?

>>146819 #
somone who got et I would have to assume
so whoever ran the place, or later adventurers I guess.
You were asking about the bat-birds right?

and this looks worse than CGI from 1993.

>billy was right
>don't even mourn him cause he died like 20 minutes ago

Yep, that's hawaii...

>timeshare ad from geo-synchronous orbit
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

tyanno has a horn now for some reason?

>>146825 #
there was a breed of dinosaur that looked like a t-rex that had a horn

why not just give everyone a 45 or 9mmfor the dinosaurs? It wouldn't tell them no, but it would make them say no once in a while.

>>146826 #
It's all made up, anon. All fake

This movie has a lack of dinos IMO.

>ambhibiously apex predator
I don't even
lol it is barney

>mommy is cheating on daddy while daddy is on a trip

>>146825 #
it was a ceratosaurus

>>146832 #
>cerato-
very inventive name

None of the females in this movie inspire me to goon.

>>146827 #
Need much bigger guns for that, tbh. Maybe if they had the extreme penetrator rounds but even then that's probably not enough. Also didn't exist at the time.

this guys more like a godzilla monster

>>146836 #
>9mm and .45 did not exist in the 90s

>the kid is a barneyfag

>you should marry your old gf with some other guy's kids now

This kid looks like none of them

>>146841 #
thats his kid
also, she has sweaty tomboy hair

>>146841 #
It's his son.

The chad raptors are back.

I kneel.

Nothing acts this way with eggs

>>146847 #
I SQUEAL.

deus ex whirlybird

>>146850 #
remember when they though osprey's were cool?

>US military saves the day
>no deltaforce or any other rescue specific force
>they only show up right at the end where they are no help
lol

Thanks ZOG!

>>146852 #
I would never ever ever ever get on one but they are kinda cool when you see them

>new nesting grounds
>and pibbles are prey

>>146858 #
they would likely need to be in a tropical environment and would migrate seasonally, so very much an equatorial person's problem. the nigs and momos specifically.

No one wants to go to Enid.

>let's go home to our meth state of Oklahoma

They killed like 3 people, why is nothing being talked about then?

>>146859 #
I know but I hate pibbles. Momo being eaten by flying dinos is very funny too.

>>146859 #
You never know what handles cold and what doesn't.

>>146862 #
Mercs are scum.

Terrible sequel but it knew what it could do to succeed, dino action slop for 90 minutes. I hate to say it, but Jurassic World is a better movie.

BARF

>>146866 #
i liked it. i like dinosaurs.

>>146856 #
They're cool aircraft but totally retarded in reality.

I remember being disappointed when it came out and have not looked at since.

>>146868 #
Ok. We can do Jurassic World soon-ish.

gonna shawa then I'll be back for the mummy. sorry your shiki movie sucked.

>>146866 #
I havn't seen that one yet.

>>146870 #
are you enjoying the disappointment?
refill your popcorn

Intermission
syncwatch

Can you make it 20 mins pease

>8/12
weird.

>>146873 #
It has one of the most terrifying scenes in it, a woman gets swallowed whole and alive by a giant water dino. It's worse than any horror movie.

This would have done way better as a B movie when everyone was drunk

>>146874 #
coffee
I don't like mummy but it's better than this

>>146876 #
I'll set the movie timer to have a + 300 second timer.

>>146881 #
>she is into vore
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>146881 #
Eirelings + Germanics == Burgers.

>>146881 #
I just didn't remember the ending being so rushed and corny
despite watching it like 100 times on vhs

>>146883 #
those were supposed to be two different scenes for two different deaths.

Is there a strim for the mummy?

>>146890 #
No.

I want to watch Land of the Lost (2009).

Got snacks in time

>>146882 #
It's fine now

Back!

Is everyone here?

Timer for The Mummy(1999)
#sw2:04:45:120

>>146904 #
I'd say this movie is kinda corny but a little too good to be just dumb fun

>>146905 #
I did it wrong.

Timer for The Mummy(1999)
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>>146905 #
...

>>146908 #
Look...I'm drinking.

Less than ten seconds to start

Does this movie have any funny we wuz or stargate references?

Gogogogogogogogogo

gogogogogogogogogoggogogogogogogogogogogogfogogo

>>146918 #
You're watching the movie right now.

>>146918 #
WE WUZ STARGATE

this movie is visually good good and deserves a better torrent

>>146924 #
Why did you skip ahead? Go back.

>>146924 #
She's Venezuelan so >>146915 #

>>146927 #
Go back.

>>146923 #
I recall not even liking it, or maybe it was the second one was bad enough it made me hate the francise

>>146932 #
The second one is entertaining but trash ultimately. The first one is a classic adventure tale.

>>146928 #
You get likes for deliveries in the game.

Why does the sillya post screencaps from the movie that the whole thread is watching?

>[9/12]
I haven't seen numbers this big in a while.

>>146935 #
I like to share what I enjoy.
>>146936 #
I think they're some the webring. Weird.

>>146937 #
>webring
I was thinking that.

Weird BDSM chamber

is this the mobie where the bugs get under human skin
>>146943 #
In that case I have seen it over 10 years ago

>>146937 #
>I like to share what I enjoy.
Is that why you are a little ahead?

>>146941 #
Yes.

>>146941 #
yeah, anon's fetish

>>146942 #
I start about 60 seconds early since I'll fall behind later from pausing for screenshots.

>sand people!

>>146907 #
is this the actual timer? just got out of shower. not shawa

>joining the French Legion as a burger
That doesn't happen anymore.

>>146947 #
Yes, that's the actual timer.

Is shiki still here?

Bolt actions are so gay.

>dual wielding revolvers
jej

I

>>146951 #
I think he left >>146889 #
He is probably on the main board.

>>146956 #
Annoying. I hope he comes for Mnemosyne tomorrow.

Cast Soyface

>women

>>146964 #
OMG, wait until they get to Naboo, it's BDSM.

watching on 2x to catch up, the fight is actually pretty good. Hadn't got to modern things with cgi horses and only 3 stuntment

>>146968 #
This movie is notable in one regard, they captured her at her absolute peak of beauty.

>>146968 #
No

Every time I scroll over one of the spoilered bimbos it's like a punch in the face

>>146973 #
You are welcome.

>>146964 #
>too japanese
>give her... uh, a centurion hat

>>146975 #
very Egyptian

>what strassoid thinks he is

oops

So are frumpy 28 year old, presumably virgins, hot?

>punches her brother
>gets closer wet
jej

>>146986 #
it's what they do near bars

Imagine being 32 and looking like the prison warden.

Damn, the gods spared him, he's a chad neck.

>>146991 #
She looks incredibly jewish here. She is kike.

>>146993 #
Strasser's movies always have female jewish leads.

>>146994 #
That's a lie.

>>146996 #
Watch this.

Illya, do you want to watch western giant robot movies after playing ZOE2?

>>146994 #
sometimes they have black assed gorilla niggers

>roll of weapons
still cooler n shit

>>146997 #
>Illya, do you want to watch western giant robot movies after playing ZOE2?
I'd be willing to watch Pacific Rim since del Toro is in Death Stranding.

>>147001 #
You only want to watch those movies for bimbo megan fox.

>>147002 #
Yes.

Benny has a terrible ending.

>>147004 #
he deserves it for being brown

his neck saved him

>>147003 #
I don't want movie night to be clogged up by endless franchise movies. I'll watch the first one transformers movie.

>>147005 #
It's scary IMO.

>>147005 #
He's Irish American

>>147007 #
We aren't watching franchise movies. Only the first transformers and pacific rim are worth watching as western big robot movies. If you really want to watch more transformers for big robot action then 3 and 5 are worth a watch if you are absolutely bored

>>147010 #
That sounds okay. Pacific Rim as A movie, Transformers as B movie.

We should watch the sequel to this movie, the ending is so funny. Even on release people trashed the dogshit CGI of The Rock.
>ps2 tier

>>147009 #
Did I stutter?

This movie is really funny so far.

I don't think you could make a movie like this after 9/11.

آب

>>147016 #
I hate sand niggers and kikes. 15 / 19 hijackers on 9/11 were SAUDI.

>lost all her clothes
Good.
>>147018 #
>saudi
Would it really matter if they were jordanian or yemeni? Most arab countries are fake and propped up by the USA. The arabs only see tribe.

most of the saracens are genuinely not that bad. pakis are just muzz indians and they're terrible.

>>147019 #
Yes it does matter. Saudis promoted wahhabi jihadism with their oil money to make their young men leave the country and commit violence elsewhere than in saudia arabia.
>propped up by the burgers
Inherited from the fag bongs.

>>147021 #
Veil your whores.

>>147020 #
I've heard bad things about gulf arabs. I like Persians, some Levantines

>>147024 #
All the egyptians I've met have been cool.

brown people ranking: not my problem

I wish I found a decent torrent for this, the visuals are nice in this movie.

>>147024 #
I don't know anything about the gulf arabs who aren't rich. Ask gulfguca later I guess. I remember watching a video about how homosexuality is incredibly common in saudi arabia and just ignored